Saturday, February 28, 2009
Born on February 28, 1957 in Brooklyn, New York, John Turturro is an extraordinary character actor who has had more television AND film roles than you can shake a stick at. He's won an Emmy playing Ambrose Monk, the agoraphobic brother of Adrian Monk on the hit show "Monk" from USA network. He's played Billy Martin on the NY Yankees themed series, "The Bronx is Burning". Because of his distinctive (some might say peculiar) looks, Mr. Turturro (whose name means "turtle dove" in Italian) is usually unforgettable in the many quirky roles he has embodied. I actually find his overbite charming. Although he has appeared in countless dark comedies and is a highly skilled comic actor, I find the pathos of his "everyman" portrayals to be the most memorable and sometimes even heartbreaking moments of his long career.
John Turturro has had many successful alliances with auteur directors such as Spike Lee (Summer of Sam, Do the Right Thing) and the Coen Brothers (O Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski and Barton Fink). He also played Herbie Stemple, the brainy patsy in "Quiz Show", the movie about the 1950's TV quiz show scandals.
Since his filmography is longer than the New Jersey turnpike, it's very odd that I could not find many video examples of Mr. Turturro to post here. I settled on a trailer for "Barton Fink", which is my favorite Turturro role of all time. It's a pitch black and pitch perfect performance about a Hollywood screenwriter discovering that writer's block can be, quite literally, hell. The look of dread on his face as he stares at the blank page in the typewriter when the ideas just won't come is sublime. His fixation on a piece of curling wallpaper in an ancient Hollywood hotel room is the ultimate portrayal of claustrophobia and pending insanity. John Tuturro is the master of quirky, fidgety, anxious and eccentric. The only other actor that comes even close in this category is Steve Buscemi, but I prefer Turturro because he is less menacing and ultimately more empathetic.
Happy Birthday John Turturro! We look forward to more of your wonderful characters and hope you will return as Ambrose Monk on "Monk's" final season this summer!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
...just surrender to that bizarre annual passage into the AI time of year. It's the Godzilla of all reality shows, and it is about to take a large bite out of your viewing time (if you are so inclined), in its 8th season on the air. American Idol on Fox television is about to wind down its very tiresome audition period and unveil the FINAL TWELVE contestants who will vie for the top honors. Last year's winner was the talented rocker David Cook. This year is still up for grabs. So far the crop looks very blah indeed. Something or someone will have to cut through the dread of our society's current economic dive and bring us a hero. Will it be Mr. Adam Lambert? (pictured here). If he were a sandwich he'd be Mick Jagger on two slices of La Cage Aux Folles with a smear of Fall Out boy. On a hard roll with honey mustard, (hold the onions), to go. Are you ready America?
Tune in next week on Fox network for American Idol to see the final 12 contestants. I'm not in love with the new 4 judge panel, but hey...that's what DVR is for. AI is still bringing in the highest ratings of any show on television this season (by a landslide) so no matter how this program changes...one thing remains the same. American viewers can't get enough of it. I will be your Flaming Nose emissary into deepest and darkest pockets of the phenomenon, starting next week. Gird your loins, plug your ears, open your hearts...and let the Octo Season of American Idol begin!
Lucky for us all, she got the part and along with the entire cast helped put Walnut Grove into the hearts of audiences everywhere. Producer/star Michael Landon certainly knew what he was doing with Little House on the Prairie; the show holds up beautifully today and I daresay we'll probably never see a show as humane, inspirational, and charming as this one.
While the show's primary strength and appeal lay in its excellence as an ensemble vehicle, Karen Grassle had several episodes which showcased her individual virtuosity, most impressively so in "A Matter of Faith" from the show's second season. Caroline Ingalls' leg is scratched by a rusty nail, she is left alone when the rest of the family goes off on a short trip, she develops a virulent infection, and amidst hallucinations and intense agony she fights desperately for her life. It's completely harrowing, a riveting piece of acting on Grassle's part, and you can find highlights of the episode on YouTube, starting here.
Another excellent and slightly different side of Karen Grassle as Caroline Ingalls is seen in the fourth season episode "The Handyman" when the very appealling Gil Gerard guest stars as an itinerant laborer who is hired by Caroline to fix some things while Charles is away on business. Though Caroline's devotion to her husband is never in question, there's a frisson of attraction between the two and it's quite intriguing. The whole episode is on YouTube, beginning here.
Though it's a little histrionic, here's an interesting clip to look at, from the episode "The Bully Boys". Town roughnecks have manhandled and scared Caroline, and Charles doesn't like it one little bit.
Since Little House on the Prairie, Karen Grassle has been active on television, in the theatre in many capacities, and you may have seen her current commercials for Premier Bathrooms, who make those nifty safe bathtubs. (Little House currently airs on the Hallmark Channel.)
A big Flaming Nose Happy Birthday to one of television's favorite actresses, Karen Grassle!
(This photo is from the episode "At the End of the Rainbow" when Laura thinks she's found gold and dreams of her family all fancied up and driving around in a white carriage. Gorgeous, isn't she?)
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
From the days of yore when brilliant comic minds like Steve Allen and Jack Parr helmed the show, to Johnny Carson's long reign, to the current Jay Leno (...eh...), the Tonight Show has had a long history of inspired hilarity, and Conan's inventive mind is closer to the early style of Allen and Parr. He is more than perfect to inherit the throne.
Conan's co-host from the beginning of his own show was hilarious Andy Richter, the comedian/actor who embarked on a solo career after leaving LTwCO'B, and his departure from Conan's realm was a sad day indeed. (Andy was the final guest on the last Conan Late Night, also.)
The big news buzzing around is that Richter will be back with Conan as his announcer/side-kick on the Tonight Show! These two guys had an incredible chemistry together, and we can't think of a more delightful reason to tune in this June. Here's a little video from a reunion interview the fellows did a few years ago.
Andy Richter will be always be a darling around here for his immortal comic performance in the cult favorite film Cabin Boy, starring Chris Elliott, plus he's starred in several series, most notably Andy Richter Controls the Universe for Fox, and made lots of guest appearances, including as "The Sad Dad" on The New Adventures of Old Christine.
Going back to his Conan days, you'll enjoy this 1999 parody of a Barbara Walters special, with Richter sitting in for Monica Lewinsky as he confesses his dalliance with Bill Clinton.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
As per usual, the night begins with Barbara Walters. I rarely watch these specials, but I heard she's gonna talk to Mickey Rourke, so I'm tuning in. Now my memories of these pre-Oscar specials is that Ms. Walters talks to Oscar nominees. But here, in a gross display of ABC/Disney "synergy," we have an interview with the Jonas Brothers! Jesus, who cares? Do they really think 8-year-old girls are watching this show? Meanwhile, the rest of the audience is tuning out completely. I, myself, am watching the show with the sound cut down (an action that can cut the gonads off ANYTHING on TV). By the way, is it me, or do the Jonas Brothers look like weird aliens or something? They're odd.
Ahhh. Anne Hathaway. What a sweetheart. I've liked her ever since THE PRINCESS DIARIES--not a good movie, but an obviously star-making performance. I thought she was charming in THE DEVIL WEAR PRADA, and am looking forward to RACHEL GETTING MARRIED, which I haven't seen. I like her palpable realness--she's reminds me of a few friends of mine; she doesn't have any of that star bullcrap going on. Plus she's quite adorable (those eyes! that smile!). Now, can I say that Barbara's questions are incredibly softball in nature?
Gosh, how great is Mickey Rourke? I was always sad he'd gone by the wayside, movie-wise, and I love that he's back. His love of his dogs--the subject of much attention here at the Nose, where we're all animal lovers--is radically recognizable to me. Hearing him talk about how his dogs have helped him through the hard times is something I think many, MANY people can relate to. In fact, I think there's a myriad of good movies in this subject matter; maybe one could be developed with Mickey in mind. Anyway, I think he's going to make smarter choices this time around; he's had a rough time but I think he's come out the other side a better person. At any rate, his performance in THE WRESTLER is clearly the best of the year, even if he doesn't win the Oscar. As he said at the end of his interview, after admitting winning the Oscar would mean a great deal to him, he eventually comes to the conclusion that "you can't eat it, you can't f--k it, and it won't get you into heaven." He's great!
All I have to say about Hugh Jackman is: a highly untested talent, moviewise. But on stage, I think we see the real guy. It's funny hearing him talk about being mistaken for being gay after his big success on stage as the VERY gay Peter Allen in THE BOY FROM OZ. Jackman has had an amazing career so far--it should get even better for him. A very versatile performer. I'm way excited about seeing the Oscar program now!
Now we get 30 minutes of red carpet arrivals. But wait...hasn't the red carpet been seriously undermined this year? I hope so. I'm not a fashion bug, so I don't like to comment on how people look or what they're wearing (for the most part)--therefore, the red carpet is a little boring to me--completely devoid of content. So I won't be saying much about it. It's such a bundle of uncomfortable, embarassing posing.
Cool to see Michael Giacchino as the musical director (he did the scores for THE INCREDIBLES, RATATOILLE and the upcoming STAR TREK). Good change from Bill Conti, who did it for years. Awesome set and it's great to see the orchestra on the stage!
Pretty funny opening number (loved Anne Hathaway as "Nixon").
Nice montage of past supporting actress winners--and now we get the first award, with Whoopi Goldberg, Goldie Hawn, Tilda Swinton, Eva Marie Saint, and Anjelica Huston. Inventive (but time-eating) variation on showing a clip from the movie; each gives a brief monologue about each performance. And the Oscar goes to: Penelope Cruz, for VICKI CHRISTINA BARCELONA! She's sweet ("I wonder if anyone's ever fainted up here--I may be the first!") Wrong on thing one, I was. This makes either (1) Meryl Streep a lock for Best Actress, or (2) DOUBT the first movie in history to be nominated for four acting awards without a win.
Yaayyy! Our girl, Tina Fey, with Steve Martin, giving the writing awards. Beautiful graphics accompanying the clips! And the Original Screenplay Oscar goes to: Dustin Lance Black, for MILK. Got this one right. But I'm sad--I wanted WALL-E or IN BRUGES to win. Nice speech by Black--very moving. And now Best Adapted Screenplay (after Steve Martin's admonition to a staring Fey: "Don't...fall in love with me!") goes to...Simon Beaufoy, of course, for SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE. Right on this one, too. 2 for 3.
Jack Black and Jennifer Anniston team up to give out the award for Best Animated Feature: WALL-E! (3 for 4! Love this movie! So deserved!) Best Animated Short goes to "La Maison De Petit Cubes" (missed this one, though I still think "Lavatory Lovestory" looks more entertaining--anyway, my score goes down to 3 for 5).
Daniel Craig and Sarah Jessica Parker give out the award for Art Direction: THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON wins this one, as expected (in fact, so far, there have been no upsets). And for Costume Design? The Oscar goes to: THE DUCHESS (again, as expected). So now I'm up to 5 for 7.
I'm liking the show so far. Beautiful look, nice pacing, direction, and writing.
And we also get MAKEUP out of the way. The Winner: THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON (again, as expected). What a blase acceptance speech from Greg Cannom. Guess winning three of those things does that to you (he previously won for MRS. DOUBTFIRE and DRACULA).
For Cinematography, we get Natalie Portman and a destracted, gum-chewing, and ridiculously bearded Ben Stiller, I guess doing a Joaquin Phoenix riff ("You look like you work at a Hassidic meth lab, said a game Portman). The award goes to Anthony Dod Mantle's work on SLUMDOG. Still no upsets, and it's looking more and more like we're not going to get one. I'm now at 7 for 9.
Great little Judd Apatow short (with a hilarious moment with Seth Rogan and James Franco reacting to Franco's MILK love scene with Sean Penn). And an amazing Baz Luhrmann production number with about a thousand people on stage (including Beyonce) and a wild collection of movie songs referenced. "The musical is back!" Let's hope Hugh is right!
Now we have Alan Arkin, Joel Grey, Christopher Walken, Cuba Gooding, and Kevin Kline giving out the Supporting Actor award. A funny Cuba Gooding rakes Robert Downey Jr. over the coals. And the award, naturally, goes to the incredible Heath Ledger for THE DARK KNIGHT, making him only the second actor in Oscar history to win the award posthumously. Very touching, seeing his family accepting the award for his daughter, Matilda. 8 for 10.
Best Documentary (introduced by a film by master documentarian Albert Maysles) given out by the year's biggest documentarian, Bill Maher. And the Oscar goes to: MAN ON WIRE, with a wonderful Oscar balancing act by the film's subject, Phillippe Petit! For Documentary Short Subject, the winner is "Smile Pinki." (Dang--missed it!) So now I'm 9 for 12.
Now we move into the post production awards. After a chaotic action film montage (which at first looked like your typical car commercial), Will Smith gives the award for Visual Effects to BENJAMIN BUTTON. (10 for 13!) This is, I think, the last win for the BUTTON team. Sound Effects Editing goes to THE DARK KNIGHT (WALL-E was robbed--10 for 14 now). And Sound Mixing goes to the excited team from SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE. A surprise. 10 for 15. And now we have the Film Editing award: SLUMDOG again, making my tally 11 for 16. I really like, by the way, how they've grouped the awards; it really is economical!
Eddie Murphy--the latest NUTTY PROFESSOR--is on tap to give the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian award to comic genius and the original professor, Jerry Lewis. An award that's been a long time coming! It's good to see Jerry! The world won't see his like ever again!
SLUMDOG wins again in the Original Score category; And then we get the winner, A.R. Rahman, singing the percussive "O Saya" and "Jai Ho," with an inventive mash-up of Gabriel/Newman's "Down To Earth." A beautiful production, culminating in a second win for Rahman's score. Boy, Danny Boyle looks blown away by how well his movie is doing! My current tally: 12 for 18.
DEPARTURES, from Japan, has recently been gaining steam with the really REALLY hardcore prognosticators, and it turns out they're right: it takes the award for Best Foreign Language Movie (I would have given it to WALTZ WITH BASHIR or THE CLASS, but so be it--12 for 19 it is).
It never fails. I always get choked up by the IN MEMORIAM segment. But, though I liked Queen Latifah's rendition of "I'll Be Seeing You," I didn't like the way the segment was directed; it gave short shrift to some of the departed, whose names were a little difficult to read sometimes. This is a misstep; they should always fill the screen with this segment, so we can see the names of those lesser-known behind-the-scenes people.
Okay, so now we're to the top four. And here's Reese Witherspoon to give the Oscar to Danny Boyle for Best Director, who's accepted the award with a Tigger hop that he promised his kids he'd do if he ever won an Oscar. No complaints here with Boyle's win: he's been a top feature director ever since SHALLOW GRAVE in 1995. And he seems totally charming.
Shirley MacLaine, Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, and Sophia Loren get a standing O before handing out the Best Acress Oscar. You really get a sense that these tributes from one actress to another are very emotionally affecting for the nominees. Anne Hathaway especially looked touched by Shirley MacLaine's praise. But it's the lovely Kate Winslet who wins for THE READER, giving a spirited and eloquent speech.
And now, the most suspenseful award of the night, given by Robert De Niro, Ben Kingsley, Anthony Hopkins, Adrian Brody and Michael Douglas. The award goes to now two-time Oscar-winner Sean Penn. But even he seemed sorry to take the award from Mickey Rourke, whom he called "my brother." An excellent speech--funny, unoffensively political, and generous.
By this time, Best Picture is a foregone conclusion. SLUMDOG wins again (my final tally: a not-so-great 15 out of 24--which is about what I usually do, because I always go for the underdog). Anyway, the audience is a winner this year, too. Even as the 81st Academy Awards clocks in at 3 hours and 22 minutes, it was such a creatively-mounted production (bravo, Bill Condon and Larry Mark) that there can be no complaints. Except that, hopefully, in 2010, they'll be a better slate of films to fete.
The hype is huge on this year's event, mostly because the line-up, presenters and other details of the telecast have been under complete secrecy. The Academy is promising something new and amazing, which means that either it will be terrific or beyond horrible. We don't have too many more hours to go until we find out!
What about the choice of Hugh Jackman to be host? Evidently his singing and dancing skills will be on tap in the re-imagined ceremony, which again could lead to either wonderment or wincing.
Our fingers are crossed that it turns out to be genuinely inspiring and entertaining. I don't want to have to watch it through my fingers if it's too bad to gaze upon directly!
I hope you noticed that our lovely Meez mascot Miss Flaming Nose on our sidebar is all decked out for her walk down the Red Carpet! Isn't she gorgeous? If you haven't gone and made your own Meez avatar, I recommend going in and having a little fun there!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
And who better to spend the evening before the Academy Awards with than that dear disturbed movie queen from the dark side of Hollywood. The wonderful people sitting out here in the dark await the glory of tomorrow's tribute to celluloid. We love you Norma Desmond!
And if anyone would like to fill out a ballot for the 81st Academy Awards, Fandango has a nice one that fits on one page.
Tomorrow...live...5m Pacific time on ABC. If you love television OR the movies, it will be the place to be.
Friday, February 20, 2009
(Don't fail to notice the time change to 10pm from his previous 11pm start time!)
Good luck, Mickey! You are the man.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
What has poverty and millionaires, villains and lovers, English and Hindi and a Bollywood dance ending to die for? SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE is nominated for Best Picture for the 81st Academy Awards, and is the odds on favorite to win. It's the feel good movie of the year, wonderfully directed by Danny Boyle and packed with fantastic Indian-Alt Rock fusion music. If you like edge of the seat chase scenes and action, you'll love SLUMDOG. If you weep at epic love stories, this one is for you. There's something for everyone, including a quirky Indian version of Regis Philbin from "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire". Everybody loves an underdog. This Sunday watch the Oscars on ABC to see if this little movie can rise, like its riveting central character Jamal, all the way to the top!
Anyway, before the Oscar ceremony touches down, I thought I'd post on The Nose my predictions, award-wise, for what's going to happen on Sunday. So, without further ado...
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Josh Brolin, Milk
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road
THE WINNER is, of course, going to be Heath Ledger, the only extraordinary aspect of the overrated Dark Knight. Totally well-deserved!BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams, Doubt
Penelope Cruz, Vicki Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis, Doubt
Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
THE WINNER? I once thought that Penelope Cruz had the heat in this category, but I find myself leaning more and more towards Viola Davis for her powerhouse, one-scene performance in Doubt. I have a soft spot for memorable one-scene performances, so of course I'd go with Davis, who's extraordinary in the film. But also: there has never been a film to win four acting nominations without at least taking one home. As Hoffman is going to lose to Ledger in Supporting Actor, and Streep's Best Actress chances appear to be in jeopardy, that leaves either Davis or the wonderful Amy Adams as probable takers of this award. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn, Milk
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
THE WINNER? Though Penn has taken a lot of hardware home for his role in Milk, it's becoming clearer and clearer that that Mickey Rourke is gonna take the gold for The Wrestler. It's just too committed a performance, and plus he's a sentimental favorite. That's a combo that can't be beat. This is the most suspenseful award of the night, by far, as a result. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Melissa Leo, Frozen River
Meryl Streep, Doubt
Kate Winslet, The Reader
THE WINNER? This is a tough category to call, but I'd say the odds are with Kate Winslet for The Reader. Though a Streep spoiler wouldn't surprise me at all, I don't see the Academy allowing Winslet to lose her seventh nomination. Plus, with she delivered TWO noteworthy performances this year, which they DO take into account, no matter what anybody says.BEST DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
David Finscher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Gus Van Sant, Milk
Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
Stephen Daldry, The Reader
THE WINNER: the always-reliable Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire.
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Milk, Dustin Lance Black
Wall-E, original story by Pete Docter & Andrew Stanton; screenplay by Jim Reardon & Andrew Stanton
Frozen River, Courtney Hunt
Happy-Go-Lucky, Mike Leigh
In Bruges, Martin McDonagh
THE WINNER? The battle here's between Black's blah Milk and Pixar's snappy Wall-E. Hard to say, but I'm landing tentatively on the Milk side. But I'm really rooting for any of the other three--particularly Mike Leigh--to sneak in there somehow.
BEST SCREENPLAY ADAPTED FROM ANOTHER MEDIUM
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button; Screenplay by Eric Roth; Screen Story by Eric Roth and Robin Swicord
Doubt, John Patrick Shanley
Frost/Nixon, Peter Morgan
The Reader, David Hare
Slumdog Millionaire, Simon Beaufoy
THE WINNER: Beaufoy's capable work on Slumdog Millionaire
BEST ANIMATED FILM
Kung Fu Panda
THE WINNER: Do I have to say it? Okay, Wall-E, though Kung Fu Panda took all the Annies (the animated Oscars) home!
BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM
The Baader Meinhof Complex (Germany)
The Class (France)
Waltz with Bashir (Israel)
THE WINNER: the haunting Waltz with Bashir
BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
THE WINNER will be Slumdog Millionaire, of course, which is sort of amazing and brave, considering it's a movie that was dumped by Warner Brothers, and just barely survived being given a mere direct-to-video release. Just goes to show you what a little enthusiastic film festival support can do for a little movie like that.The other winners will be:
CINEMATOGRAPHY: Slumdog Millionaire
ART DIRECTION: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
COSTUME DESIGN: The Duchess
SOUND (mixing): Slumdog Millionaire
SOUND EFFECTS (editing): Wall-E
FILM EDITING: Slumdog Millionaire
MAKEUP: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
VISUAL EFFECTS: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
SCORE: Slumdog Millionaire
SONG: "Down to Earth" from Wall-E
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: Man on Wire
DOCUMENTARY SHORT: The Conscience of Nhem En
LIVE-ACTION SHORT: The Pig
ANIMATED SHORT: Lavatory Love Story
I usually get 3/4 of these right. But we'll see how I do on February 22nd (that is, if miffed Dark Knight fans bedecked in sinister Joker makeup don't burn the Kodak Theater to cinders). Oh, and a big congrats to Jerry Lewis, winner of the night's Honorary Award (though it's being given to him more for his humanitarianism rather than his movie work, I prefer to look at it as an award for both). Anyway, it should be great to see Jerry on the show! Have fun, kids!
I've seen several episodes and have enjoyed them. If you are in the mood for something other than a crime series where every woman ends up raped or kidnapped, Being Erica is a worthy alternative.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Don't forget the Academy Awards this Sunday on ABC---reminder #2! Not like anyone could possibly forget, but we have actively started the countdown to OSCAR DAY this Sunday. Here's a little video of Bruce Springsteen singing "The Wrestler". Mickey Rourke stars in The Wrestler and he has been nominated for Best Actor.
I invite other Flaming Nose bloggers to post Oscar reminders featuring their favorites too!
Monday, February 16, 2009
In anticipation of the upcoming special, which is so highly revered by many of our Flaming Nose bloggers, it is practically a religious holiday, I have decided to post pictures from a few "classic" Oscar telecast moments. We love movies and we love celebrities, but at the end of the day this event is truly about the increasingly rare glory of live television. It's the TV equivalent of a "loose cannon" . The possibility that anything bizarre, crazy or even naughty can happen makes this special simultaneously exciting and "cringe-worthy". Who will wear a crazy dress like that one Cher sported back in the 70's? Or Bjork's glorious swan outfit! Who will say something appalling like Sally Fields, "You like me! You really, really like me!"? Who will send an emissary to pick up the statue like Marlon Brando did with Sacheen Littlefeather, who claimed to be an Apache. Turns out she wasn't any kind of Native American. I think she might have been of Italian American descent. Which actually makes more sense because Mr. Brando was winning for The Godfather!
Sometimes it's the smaller strange moments that stand out in our pantheon of Oscar favorite's. In 1986, the fabulous Geraldine Page won best actress for A Trip to Bountiful. She had a very erratic hairdo which made Lisa and I comment that it looked like the cats had been playing with her hair before she came on stage.
The Oscar's used to be a lot more clever when spontaneous weirdness prevailed. The pinnacle of Oscar wit was David Niven's response to a streaker where he noted without batting an eye that the gentleman had gone a long way to display his "shortcomings".
I have been trying to find a video of these wonderful moments to post here but every single one of them has had the embed disabled. So if you want to relive past Oscar moments, visit ABC's Oscar Time Line. There are many terrific pictures and videos on this website, as well as a "pick the winner" contest.
So ladies and gents, get your ballots filled out, make sure the bean dip and the chips are ready...we are just a mere 6 days away from that glorious annual moment when we'll hear the magic words: "May I have the envelope please"! Hooray!
Did you like the episode? I loved seeing Jemaine getting involved with a crude Aussie gal who stole his wallet (which he kept denying had happened) and locked him in her apartment. More of the insanely amusing New Zealand vs. Australian conflict, much talk about mocking of accents -- Jemaine called the Aussie accent an "evil version" of theirs.
I also loved the scene where Jemaine jumped into a hansom cab and demanded to be taken home, dramatically adding "and do not delay!" to his request -- and of course had to get out when he remembered that the cab only goes around Central Park.
Overall a very good episode! Seeing the boys getting sexually involved is completely entertaining. "Did you use protection?" "Yes, but only on my penis."
Very elaborate musical sequences, too, and we only hope that their very ambitious quality standards don't make it too daunting a prospect to continue the show past this second season, as has been rumored. We need Flight of the Conchords!
Of course, variety isn't dead today, it's just morphed into something actually not even particularly different. Today's American Idol is just Ted Mack's Amateur Hour writ large, after all!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Though you don't get any of the pertinent plot points from the promo, the episode's about Jemaine cozying up to an Australian girl. Perish the thought! FotC has been riffing on the NewZealand/Australian rivalry (our Jane wonders, as we do, is there really one?) for the last little while, always amusingly.
Can't wait for this!
HBO, 10pm, following Big Love, which has been especially excellent lately!
Watch them both!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
To celebrate Valentine's Day, the ultimate holiday for romantics, the Chiller TV network -- I know I get it on DirecTV, not sure what the coverage is overall -- is running a marathon of episodes from the fan favorite ultra-cult series Beauty and the Beast all day today, Saturday. The series starred the intelligent and lovely Linda Hamilton (did you know she has an identical twin sister?) and Ron Perlman, whose unusual looks have always added an interesting dimension to his roles, never more perfectly so than in BatB. The series oozes romance, with the doomed relationship between socialite lawyer Catherine Chandler and underground leonine hero Vincent infusing the fantastic goings-on with a palpable sense of longing and desire.
Sure it's a bit of a corny thing, but I liked it at the time of its original run -- 1987 - 1990 -- and it's still pretty entertaining. Certainly a better legacy from the time than Dynasty or the like!
I hope you're been enjoying Ron Perlman in his bigscreen interpretation of Hell Boy -- he's terrific!
Update: Feb. 15th: I used the word "corny" above, and it's not accurate. After watching BatB for a huge portion of yesterday, the show isn't corny at all. It's amazingly heartfelt. I had forgotten that. Heartfelt isn't corny at all. I think the older you get, the more you appreciate things that wear their hearts on their sleeve, as Beauty and the Beast does. How did a show that unusual ever get on the air? Rather amazing, wasn't it?
Thursday, February 12, 2009
In a continuation of last week's story, Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) hooks up with her new neighbor Dr. Drew, played by Mad Men's versatile Jon Hamm. Despite accidentally dosing him with roofies, stealing his mail and faking a lost dog, they go out on their first date, only Liz doesn't realize it's Valentine's Day. Sounds embarrassing and wonderful, doesn't it?
P.S.: For you romantic 30Rock fans out there, be sure to check out the ecards that you can send out!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
"Stump", a 10 year old Sussex Spaniel, won Best in Show tonight at the Westminster Dog show on USA network. The oldest dog to ever win this distinguished title, Stump is an inspiration to everyone who is long on years (and ears...in Stump's case) but always young at heart.
Stump competed against other gorgeous dogs that included a Standard Poodle, a Giant Schnauzer, a Scottish Terrier and a black herding dog with long dreadlocks that looked sort of like a sheep.
Special cheers for the sponsor Pedigree, which advertised a charitable website where people can give money to help shelter dogs. Go and donate so someday every dog can have a loving home!
Monday, February 9, 2009
This is the Mother of All Dog Shows, and if you've never tuned in, it's just quirky and weird enough to offer grand entertainment to folks that might not go all weak in the knees when they see a huge fluffy Samoyed or a perky Corgi.
As wonderful as it is to see the dogs, and try to pick the winner, it is sometimesjust as fun to watch the dog handling humans as they trot alongside their canine pals. Film maker Christopher Guest recognized the vast potential for humor in this environment when he made the satire "Best in Show".
They are going to do something a little strange tonight from a scheduling perspective, so be forewarned if you are setting a DVR to record. The first hour of the show will be on USA and the second from 9-10pm will switch to CNBC. Tomorrow night's final telecast of the dog show will be on USA entirely.
May the best tail wagger win!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
The always fascinating National Geographic Channel -- NatGeo to its fans like us -- premieres a new series tonight at 8pm. Morphed is a look at the evolution of earth creatures from their more primitive ancestors into the animals we know today. Three episodes air tonight, at 8p, 9p, and 10p, and all of them look terrific.
At 8pm, it's From Dinosaur to Turkey, detailing the change from T-Rex to Thanksgiving platter.
At 9pm, When Whales Had Legs is an engrossing look at the conversion from land to sea of one of Earth's most awesome creatures.
At 10pm, Before There Were Bears -- well, there were still fairly formidable four-legged predators with really big teeth, trust me.
And don't even wait until 8pm to tune in. At 7pm, Nat Geo's Wild has The Whale That Exploded, about a huge whale that was being trucked through the city into Tainan University in Taiwan, and guess what? They aren't kidding. It exploded, spewing whale innards and the accompanying stench all over the street. This is a must-see. It's a big-city nightmare and let's be happy Television isn't Smellovision yet.
Here's a little preview video out of When Whales Had Legs, and you'll certainly want to see the rest tonight!
As always, Nat Geo has some intriguing web content to back up their top-notch television, including a morphing gadget on the great site for the series itself.
Friday, February 6, 2009
It was a delight from start to finish, with idiotic ex-Wall Street investment guys running wild as Liz Lemon's new interns, wearing out Tracy Jordan and passing out roofies; Jack Donaghy meeting his double, a Mexican soap opera actor; and most of all, Liz getting all stalky over her new neighbor, played to perfection by Jon Hamm.
"He looks like a cartoon pilot."
"And I then will put my mouth on his mouth!"
Even as we love Liz, it's hilarious and horrifying to see what lengths she will go to in order to get next to her pediatrican-philanthropist-dog lover-Netflix customer-all the pay movie channels subscriber-baker-golfer possible ideal man.
As we predicted, Fey and Hamm were attractive and credible together. Hamm's around for two more episodes, so we'll have more of their sexy-silly antics. I'm convinced that Hamm can do anything acting-wise, and with such grace and charm that he's got to be the perfect example of the ideal 21st Century leading man. (At the movies he didn't get nearly enough screen time in the recent remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still, but he was brave and stalwart there, too.)
Alec Baldwin was terrific in his double-role homage which nicely referenced The Patty Duke Show, and they got the ambience of Mexican telenovelas down to a T.
Can't wait for next week, can you?
Thursday, February 5, 2009
And by the way, I really hate how YouTube videos now have a huge ugly title on them. Ick! Not helpful and certainly not attractive! At least change the font, huh?
But on a more pleasant note, here's a link to a site with several really adorable stills from tonight's episode guest-starring Jon Hamm. I'm just telling you -- Fey and Hamm are perfect together onscreen! Be sure you enlarge the stills to get a good look at them!
30 Rock airs at 9:30pm tonight on NBC!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009