Saturday, March 19, 2022

HELL ON WHEELS - A LOVE/HATE TRIBUTE REVIEW TO THE TELEVISION SERIES


"But all the while I was alone. The past was close behind." Bob Dylan - Tangled Up in Blue

The words written here are the opinions of the writer of this post. It's long, but it needed to be long. 

HELL ON WHEELS SHOULD HAVE BEEN AND COULD HAVE BEEN AN EPIC. A LEGENDARY WESTERN. THEN WE GOT SOILED BY SEASON FIVE. 

The American West from a historical perspective was short-lived. A thirty year period (give or take a year or two) is what it ultimately encompassed. The men and women of the old west still hold a deep tug for many Americans and non-Americans alike.    

There are many great westerns, including a host of classic films directed by the brilliant (an overused word, but appropriate here) John Ford. Stagecoach and The Searchers are two of his finest cinematic achievements. Other memorable and worthwhile western films include, The Magnificent Seven (the original), Red River, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and The Wild Bunch. Television mined the western early on during the 1950's and 1960's.  Huge stars were born out of these westerns, including Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood and James Garner.

My great appreciation for the Old West runs deep and long, so I had originally approached writing this post about Hell On Wheels with great trepidation. Hell On Wheels (Seasons 1-4) proved to be mostly compelling. It wasn't perfect, but it worked. By the time Hell on Wheels arrived on the scene in late 2011 the television industry had already been nibbled to death during the 1990's. In 2002 there were less than 200 series on television and by 2021 there were close to 600 series being produced. No one other than the omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent God Almighty could know all of these series. Great programming in this environment often gets lost in the proverbial shuffle. Hell on Wheels did relatively well for its time. It rode five seasons out (unfortunately, it rode five seasons out) and men, particularly older men did return to the series with the passing years. 

"Rolling into Kansas too. Rolling into Denver. Doing all she'll do. And she hangs a big left in Salt Lake City. Southwest to the Nevada line. Rolling into California right on time. Rolling on down the line." Bob Seger - Long Twin Silver Line   

The first two seasons fulfilled expectations and you looked forward to watching the next episode. Seasons one and two were paced in order to build tension and momentum; and sometimes in unsettling ways. Seasons three and four were relatively entertaining. The series continued to carry us on a splendid journey into another time. You even let the many examples of historical inaccuracies fly by and there were a few whoppers. By season five, the series had fallen down a trap of boredom, foolishness and desperation. Through much of the series, Cullen Bohannon, a former confederate soldier was a man struggling with his past. He loses pretty much everything and near the end of the series he states, "I lost everybody I ever had. All I got left is scars." This overly ambitious man in many ways defines America. Bohannon spent most of the first four seasons exemplifying the very concept of American exceptionalism; and then somehow we got season five. Anything and everything that was exceptional about Bohannon dies in season five. He becomes dull and weak. The self-loathing man becomes insecure and rudderless. The end game made Cullen a dismal dullard with little to none of his integrity, honor and valor left. Weakness is not an asset in the secular world.     

I took a spin into confusion when the series killed off Lily Bell (Dominique McElligott, who could pass for Jessica Lange's daughter) after the second season. The relationship between Lily and Cullen Bohannon is one of the most engaging relationships in the series. Bohannon's pick-up attempt in the bar late in season two was one of the few times Bohannon was having fun in the series. The two have a strong interplay. They are adults. We perceive them as quite different from one another, but they aren't all that different and they both know it. Lily Bell has even more chutzpah than Cullen Bohannon, but she appears delicate so her propulsive, uncompromising and feral traits don't rub quite like Bohannon's.  

Unfortunately, for fans of the show Lily Bell doesn't last long. The single biggest oh no moment in the entire series is her unnecessary death at the end of season two. There was absolutely no reason to do this and certainly not to do it so early on. Underneath it all, she too was quite ambitious. One would have to be to bed Thomas Durant. When Lily tells Bohannon she waited for him at the dance, Bohannon delivers one of the best end game lines ever. After telling him off and walking away, he looks up in the air and says "damn it." This damn it is spot-on. Everyone has been in that moment. Romance, and then they kill it. If you have never seen this series, just watch through season two. An entertaining 20 episode mix. These two adults challenge one another.  Lily's departure is one of the great errors in television's recent history. 

The series takes place during the Reconstruction period and that era was built by soldiers, immigrants, one-time inmates and former slaves. On the surface, the series is riddled with moments of revenge, but the series isn't about revenge. It is about the concept of judgement viewed through the lens of the seeking of moral clarity. Hell on Wheels defines what America was up through the 20th century. By the year 2000, we saw that this is what happens after 200 plus years of fearless progress, hard fought history, and unrivaled leadership in the world. The United States, even with all of her flaws became the single greatest global power in the history of world. Keep in mind, the Roman Empire was a mighty empire for centuries, but they ended up dying on a dime. Today, the U.S. appears not to be dying on a dime, but dying with only a handful of dimes left in her back pocket. Hell on Wheels encapsulates an era when people worked. We have become lazy, sloppy and ignorant. No one knows how to do anything today. The people of prior generations could do pretty much anything, including get milk out of a deer for a human baby. We are wearing slippers and pajamas to diners. 

The characters in Hell on Wheels are an ambitious bunch. The major cause of ambition may appear to be the completion of the trans-continental railway system, but the real cause of this objective is the building of the country. Thomas Jefferson's dream fulfilled.  

Cullen Bohannon (Anson Mount) is the protagonist of the series; and in one way or another everything revolves around his presence. He's a rugged, manly, masculine man and we don't see much of that in contemporary filmed entertainment. Early on, Bohannon frequently reflects on faith and forgiveness. The series has people with faith, people without it and people looking for it. The second best relationship Bohannon has in the entire series is with Ruth Cole (Kasha Kropinski), the town's Christian leader or church lady. Cullen and Ruth have one of the most open, honest and transparent relationships you could possibly expect in a series. There is no romance here. Just mutual respect and a large dash of admiration. Bohannon early on states that he isn't worthy of forgiveness, but Ruth assures him more than once that he is redeemable. Ruth's belief is biblical. Repent of your sins and admit you are a sinner saved by the grace of God. By the end of the fourth season, they do indeed tell each other they love one another, but he is not "in love" with her. Ruth is the most beautifully sincere person in the the entire drama (she starts out as self-righteous and ends her life as a righteous woman). Her death by the noose is tragic, but she chose her death. Bohannon could have prevented this. He tried to prevent her from not going through with it, but he held power in his hands to prevent the hanging.     

Common portrays Elam Ferguson; and Common is quite good in this role. He is a friend to Bohannon and a strong counterpart to the madness, sadness, pain and the subtle but rare joys you find on the road west. At the end of season three, Elam is attacked by a bear and his brain has been damaged. His horrific change will bring him to the end of his earthly life. His presence was missed at the end of this series. Elam should have been around to the bitter end and the end is bitter.  

Colm Meaney portrays the ruthless and corrupt Thomas Durant who is the official head of the Union Pacific Railroad. Meaney is a terrific actor and his zesty performance overcomes some of the stereotypical aspects of the writing of the character. His most meaningful relationship in the series is the one he shares with Eva. Eva starts the series as one of the town's prostitutes and goes through a series of life altering dances as the series progresses on. Robin McLeavy is quite good in this pivotal role.     

The single most riveting person in the cast is Thor Gunderson. His nickname is "The Swede" even though he happens to be of Norwegian descent. The Swede is played in a striking and distinctive way  by Christopher Heyerdahl. This is one of the best performances ever filmed for television. There is no exaggeration here. Take Christoph Waltz's epic acting in the opening sequence of Inglorious Basterds and then think of this. Heyerdahl does this over five seasons. 

The series should have ended after the fourth season (maybe even after the third season). The tagline for season five was "All Roads Lead to Hell." Bad omen. Up until this point, you were enjoying the scenery of a good series, but by season five it went off the rails. It was monotonous and redundant. At times, Bohannon now has become an avalanche of misogynistic ugliness and harshness. This is often a problem with long-form television. Having worked at ABC during the Lost debut we saw a powerhouse series disintegrate quickly. Quite honestly, in hindsight Lost should have gone for one season. It had an epic one season in it and then the show went full throttle into the what, where, why and when of questions; and few of them were good questions and the answers were dead on arrival.   

The elements of faith keep returning time and time again. At the time, the nation was a Christian nation, albeit culturally Christian, not necessarily Biblically Christian. At one point, Bohannon enters a church and looks right at the Cross of Christ to say he is sorry for the things he has done and for the things left undone. Bohannon has killed multiple numbers of people, including four of the five men responsible for killing his first wife and young son. In season three he near rapes a young teen girl. You didn't see that coming for his character.  Louise (Jennifer Ferrin), the newspaperwoman thinks Bohannon is a man of honor and integrity. Oddly, most of the time he actually is. As Bohannon says "what would God think of a man like me?" Cullen suffers from a stain of self hatred. He is unpredictable, yet predictable. Ironically, the two men he should have killed, he didn't. The Swede and Snow should have been taken down. Old west justice. Of course, then the series would not have gone on as long. Wait, it did go on too long. At least one year too long!    

"God has the great capacity to take our sins and all you have to do is let him." Ruth Cole - Hell on Wheels

What started out as the masterpiece of Hell on Wheels is the character of Cullen Bohannon. The masterpiece is eventually robbed of real life and desecrated beyond recognition. By season five it isn't a character arc - it's a completely different character. Life doesn't work that way. As we age, we change, but this morbid downfall goes beyond the notion of change. Seasons one through four Bohannon is a larger than life figure who is believable in every moment of the first four seasons. Who would you want to be in a foxhole with? A man like Cullen Bohannon. Then we got season five.  

Bohannon loses everyone. He loses his wife and son, Lily, Doc, Elam, Ezra, Ruth and his second wife and son. The last two he doesn't lose - he abandons them. It is at this crossroads where the course of the character and the series leaves behind any sense of reality. Just when you thought you were witnessing one of the significant characters in all of western themed drama, you get dumped on in this significantly awful final season. There is no way Cullen Bohannon would have left this woman and this little boy. He had character and he knew of duty.    

Bohannon ends the series back in the confessional he started in back in season one. Was he Roman Catholic? Being in a confessional one can assume he was Roman Catholic, even though it would have been difficult finding a Roman Catholic in Meridian, Mississippi in the mid-19th century. Even today, the state of Mississippi is 77% Protestant. Is Bohannon looking for salvation? Clearly, at this point in life he is not. 

By the fifth season, the series is riddled with cliches. One on top of another. The fifth and final season doesn't miss a single second of ridiculousness. Everything but the kitchen sink gets thrown in. Wait, they threw in the kitchen sink. The final season could be right out of an American daytime drama. It is melodramatic to the point of near laughter. What the hell (no pun intended) happened to this series?  The saving grace episode in season five is the eleventh episode. Bohannon isn't in it! It's the only    episode in season five that isn't full of wild goose chase ideas for narrative. At one point we are exposed to an extreme close-up of a ring on Bohannon's wedding ring finger. Long camera hold. A man who totally dismissed faithfulness is suddenly at this worn-out age going to ride out with no convictions left. If you have seen it, you will recall the various shots of the keepsake box as well. Wait, you didn't get it. Show the keepsake box again! As Bruce Springsteen might have yelled out to an audience "is anyone alive out there?' No critical thinking skills. He has become a model gracing the cover of a soft-core "romance" novel.       

The creative team equates sex and plenty of it with love. Outside of the beautifully shot and lovely romantic scene with Lily in the second season and his near rape of a young teen in a barn this end run becomes a romp at the final bell. Mr. Bohannon finds himself embroiled with another young teen who is so petite that when he is holding her head in his hands it's as though you are witnessing a scene from a documentary about sex trafficking. What's the old buzzard doing with the young girl? Oh, then they one-up themselves by making the young girl dress up like a boy, so she can work on the railroad. Someone clearly thought this was clever. The series laid down and died and it took Cullen Bohannon with them. How bored were these people by the time they got to season five? There is no feeling here. The youth of this young woman is uncomfortable to view.         

Bohannon spends so much time chasing around for his latest round of conquering that you wonder when he works. Isn't he running a railroad? Someone should have checked with the historians at Princeton or Baylor. This all comes at the series end after the audience has been told repeatedly how honorable Bohannon is. Bohannon never bothered to look for his second wife and son until he was literally told exactly where they were. Good boy! That wife happens to be the same girl he shagged in the barn right under her daddy's nose. The casting of Naomi (the wife he abandons) changed from season three to season four. The first actor, looked so young it made Bohannon appear to be a pervert. Fortunately, Mackenzie Porter, who is still light years away in age from Bohannon at least looks old enough to potentially be a mate. She's sweet, pretty and smarter than she appears on the surface. We are now to believe he is in love with Mei, the previously mentioned young woman dressed up as a boy.  

"The brave choice is always family." Ruth Cole in Hell on Wheels 

Of course, Bohannon then finds time for one more murder. Chang, the pimp and drug dealer goes down by a single shot to the gut and no one gets arrested for cold-blooded murder (remember Ruth). Again, this is the same "honorable" man who wouldn't kill "The Swede," but took him for a ride, so the U. S. government could hang him. Just keep reminding yourself he abandoned his wife and child. I wonder if Mr. Toole would still find him honorable. 

Brigham Young (Gregg Henry) tells Bohannon that ambition resides in your heart and that's why you chose the railroad over your own family.  

"Gonna take a freight train, down at the station Lord, I don't care where it goes." Toy Caldwell (The Marshall Tucker Band)

Bohannon and Mei (Angela Zhao) have absolutely no chemistry. When you think great onscreen chemistry one may think of William Hurt and Kathleen Turner in Body Heat or Daniel Day Lewis and Madeleine Stowe in The Last of the Mohicans, but those are incredibly rare onscreen moments. When I write that they have no chemistry - it is not arguable. Nothing is sexy or romantic in any of these scenes. After the first time out, it becomes gratuitous. I suppose the more they shag the more we will be convinced that this is a love story. There are some women who will buy this lie. You need both actors to have a strong presence to pull this stuff off. To make this type of relationship work, you have to be full of intensity and attitude up the wazoo. You need something that takes your breath away and makes your heart skip that beat. You need the effect of hearing Isaac Stern and Yehudi Menuhin perform a duet on Mozart's Concerto no. 3 in G Major! This "ain't" that. It's cheap melodrama without power or complexity.    

Bohannon bosses Mei around with a dominance that should scare the hell out of her, but she's too silly, immature and superficial to get it. The worst soap opera moment comes when he tells her that he actually didn't love any of the people he once said he loved. He let them go. What a man this is. Mind you, he literally left his second son with no intention of ever seeing him again. Today, we'd call him a loser. Pay up your child support! Fatherhood is great!  I worked on a drama that involved women and children being trafficked, so the last thing you want is this type of material. Casting is essential. If you are going to have a woman pretend to be a man, hire an older actress. One can potentially assume no one involved has a daughter.  By the way, they ripped this one right from The Walt Disney Company. Mulan!   

To go full throttle into what the hell am I watching, Bohannon tells a co-worker, "make friends with the Chinese. It's the only thing you can count on." Keep in mind, this ending was just six years ago. The CCP must have been quite pleased. Imagine saying this utter nonsense after spending more than six years of your life working with former slaves and immigrants who wanted a better life; and they worked their asses off. By the way, weren't some of these people supposed to be his friends? Bohannon doesn't even show up at the completion of the work with the golden spike going in. No one and I mean no one that ever lived on planet earth would have made that decision. He went from being a transparent, honest man to a shallow, non-thinking human.         

There are two sane moments in the season five finale, aptly and thankfully titled "Done." Thomas "Doc" Durant ends with a monologue similar to the one he uses to open season one. The other highlight is Eva's literal ride into the sunset. I love horses, so this ending was a stunning tribute to the ultimate survivor in the series. Eva has been around too many blocks, but her ability to grow and gain wisdom from her path was a moment to pause and freeze. She doesn't go out weak and weepy, she goes out strong not knowing what her future will be. She doesn't need a knight in shining armor, she's got her horse, her wits and more accumulated knowledge than anyone else in the series. Breaking the pale horse was the culmination of a life lived, for better, for worse. 

The series originally premiered to solid numbers. By season three, it was still doing close to three million viewers. AMC ended the series on July 23, 2016. One could not imagine a worse night to end a series (well, July 4th would have been worse). I am going to assume that after the dismal season five the network program planning and scheduling team thought their final awful season should end in the dead of summer.   

Stand-out production values all the way around. Notably, the gifted Production Designer, John Blackie. This series at times looks like a feature film and it is all because of the Production Design, Art Direction, Set Decoration and Cinematography. They did not have a gigantic budget. Somehow they were producing this series for under four million per episode. Impressive to look at.  Hell on Wheels has a superb title theme by Gustavo Santaolalla.  

Most of Hell on Wheels is shot out-of-doors, so clearly these were not easy shoots. The series has a tremendous amount of violence, so this is not material suitable for anyone under the age of 16 or 17 years old. A head gets decapitated and a butcher gets dismembered. Needless to say, the old west was a violent time, although by the standards of the era we live in, maybe not so much more than the average big city in the 21st century.   

What started out as an impressive series turned out to be an intensely unsatisfying and downright miserable final season. They could have at least ended the series after season four, episode 12. When Bohannon tells Durant he's quitting it sort of/kind of worked. Go home. The series had an energetic blast through most of the first four seasons, but season five is full of so many convoluted and wacky happenings that all of this madness leads to a banal and mundane ending. In any good story, the protagonist must be way ahead of the audience. By the beginning of season five, we are way ahead of the lead. He's going down fast and we know it. Bohannon does offer up one of the most humane decisions in season five as he chooses not to kill any more Indians.     

Death, particularly in drama is often poetic. That is not a cynical, pessimistic statement. The single most satisfying ending for Bohannon would have been death at the end of the series. The act of leaving the wife and son is so deplorable you want to rinse yourself of the stain immediately. Cullen Bohannon, the archetype of the mid-19th century male should have passed on into whatever eternal life waited for him. What a waste of a character who literally could have rivaled anything Sergio Leone would have directed. This series could have been the greatest television western ever. It needed to condense the first four seasons and the end of the railroad into one, two or three seasons. It could have been done; and then we would have had an epic. 

Eventually in life, all your stuff catches up to you in one way or another.  

"For I acknowledge my transgressions, and my sin is ever before me." Psalms 51:3

For a solid and historical read on the history of the transcontinental railroad, please do yourself a favor and read this book by Stephen Ambrose. The book is Nothing Like it in the World: The Men Who Built the Transcontinental Railroad 1863-1869.  All the vision, creativity, engineering skills and courage are brought to life in this book. If you know little to nothing about the U.S. Civil War take the time to read the mighty three part series on the Civil War by Shelby Foote or the smaller and not as intimidating three part series by Bruce Catton.   


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Tuesday, March 1, 2022

THE MUSKETEERS - TRIBUTE TO AN ALL-TIME GREAT TELEVISION SERIES


I was sharing a lunch recently with nine other women; and when we launched into our inevitable pop culture sharing it didn't take twenty seconds to realize not one of us had been watching anything the other nine had been watching. It is a definitive example of how we live in a niche world. We have few shared pop culture moments. One of the problems with lots of content is that you have no one to discuss it with. I want to share my thoughts on television, film and music, but no one is watching or listening to what you are.  

There was a time when pretty much everyone was watching the same material. If you are old enough, you will remember the phrase "watercooler television." Twenty years ago, there were 182 series produced. Today, that number has exploded to 559 series. The finest casting directors in the world cannot keep up with so much content, so actors that would have been big stars just twenty years ago are now not recognized by many people. 

There is so much content out there --  all of this content is not sustainable. At some point, with so few people tuning in to a particular series, the money will dry up for production. I look forward to the day! You cannot possibly have enough people qualified and talented enough to keep this up. Most series today are poorly written and executed. Not to mention, relatively dull and in many cases, downright awkward. Whether you worked in media or not, you ask yourself "how did this get produced?"

In recent years, I have found a few diamonds in the midst of some really bad television. One of the gems is the focus of this tribute.  In 2014, the BBC launched (aired on BBC America in the U.S.) a new interpretation of the classic (it is still in print) novel by the famed French author, Alexandre Dumas. The Three Musketeers have been portrayed on film several times over the years and usually with great success. Everyone from Douglas Fairbanks Sr. (silent film version) to Gene Kelly to Oliver Reed to Kiefer Sutherland to Gabriel Byrne have portrayed Musketeers. 

                                                                Tom Burke as Athos

The BBC minted creative gold with the Adrian Hodges crafted version. The series starred the always superb Tom Burke (how is it possible that Burke is not a household name?) as the most honorable of the Musketeers. Burke's portrayal of Athos is a stunning achievement in valor, courage, integrity and depth of character. Santiago Cabrera was a terrific Aramis and Howard Charles was a completely drawn Porthos. Add the delightful Luke Pasqualino in as D'Artagnan and you manage to have a crafty and artistically gorgeous band of Musketeers. On a conspicuously superficial note - they all have great hair!

The series launched in 2014 and ran for three seasons ending in 2016. By season three, the show started veering from its original source material; and losing Peter Capaldi after season one didn't help. Capaldi (Dr. Who) was Cardinal Richelieu in season one and needless to say, the Cardinal (the ultimate foil) should not have been discarded after one season. Marc Warren comes in to the save the day as the season two bad guy, Rochefort. Warren is a gifted actor and is a menacing bad guy. Season three provided two more outstanding performances by the bad guys. Rupert Everett was a consequential baddie (Marguis de Feron) who attempts to redeem himself mid-point in season three, but the real stunner in season three is Matthew McNulty. McNulty provided one of the baddest of bad guys in all of filmed entertainment dating back 100 plus years. McNulty is a gorgeous bad guy who is often shaded beneath his hooded cloak; and his Lucien Grimaud is unforgettable. Bad guy with Grimaud is the proverbial massive understatement.  For history buffs, the hooded cloak on the battlefield dates back to the Roman Empire. McNulty's agent should be pushing him to play bad guys. He keeps playing these dorky/nerdy/loser types and clearly this is a mistake. On the flip side, he'd be great in a love story. Heathcliff type.       

                                                     Matthew McNulty as Lucien Grimaud

Another major plus are the women. Maimie McCoy delivers the best Milady ever. You see her evil and manipulative ways, but deep down you know she still loves Athos and clearly Athos still loves her. One might say, it is more about lust for one another than love, but in the end she proves her love is real. I will not give away any big spoilers. After all of her double-dealings, you still find yourself rooting for Milady de Winter. Wildy good performance. Alexandra Dowling is excellent portraying Queen Anne. Tamla Kari is a strong Constance. Hugo Speer lends great strength as Captain Treville and then there is Ryan Gage as King Louis. With all of these perfect performances, Gage may very well be delivering the finest one of them all. 

                                                                Maimie McCoy as Milady

The Musketeers takes place in 17th Century Paris (1620-1635) and it is an entertaining take on highly skilled men who must protect their king and their nation. All for one! One for all! The series is filled with distinguished action sequences; and there is plenty of romance.  Men and women will be drawn to this fabulous production.  

The series is beautifully filmed (Czech Republic). The costume design, special effects, stunt work are all top of the line. The series looks like an expensive feature film. If you love period dramas, don't miss this one!

If you have never seen The Musketeers it is available for rent or purchase on DVD. Secure copies at your local library. You can also view all three seasons for free via the streaming services Tubi and Pluto. Pluto gives you better resolution, but with more commercials. Tubi is excellent, but it might cut off the ending to one of the episodes. 

Manly, masculine, rugged men saving their country! This interpretation is the truest to the original source material (in spirit, that is). It is a drama with a few bits of comedic relief. Unlike prior versions this is not a campy, over the top comedy. This is serious business - just the way Dumas wrote it. This is a tribute to one of the great series of all-time. Take my word for it you will be thoroughly entertained. Some material may not be suitable for younger audiences.  There are some violent scenes, however, there is no graphic violence. Additionally, the adulterous relationship between D'Artagnan and Constance is in the original source material, but the one-time act of adultery between Aramis and Queen Anne is not in the book written by Alexandre Dumas. Keep in mind, that would have been treason.   

                                                           Luke Pasqualino as D'Artagnan
                                                            Santiago Cabrera as Aramis
                                                           Howard Charles as Porthos

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Thursday, December 3, 2020

BLACK NARCISSUS ON FX REVIEW


The words written here are the opinions of the writer of this post. They may not necessarily reflect the ideas, worldviews or opinions of other writers associated with this blog. 

I am someone who needs to be motivated with passion in order to write at this point in life. This has not been a year of great television offerings. Of the premieres in 2020 that stand out I point to the EPIX series, Belgravia which aired earlier this year; and the superbly crafted Barkskins on National Geographic which supplied some of the finest television hours of any year, let alone this sordid and soiled year known forevermore as 2020. Neither of these series was renewed for a second season. 

It is always a sweet kick to encounter anything on television that gets me excited enough - to write about it. I will start by saying I am a sucker for romance and true love, but we rarely get romance or true love in filmed entertainment anymore. Ask yourself when you last saw a credible romantic drama or romantic comedy that pulled at your heart, mind and soul. We women are supposedly engulfed by the incompetent, dull, pointless, shallow and repetitive "movies" on Hallmark Channel, UP TV and Lifetime. The nonsense that passes for entertainment in these storylines are too mindless for words. I want to witness people falling in love. I want to experience two actors with chemistry working together. I want romance. If you like Hallmark films, please forgive me. 

The storyline of a nun having some thoughts about a man have been told in the past. The 1958 film, The Nun's Story featuring Audrey Hepburn and Peter Finch comes to mind. Finch certainly wanted to snuggle up with the always stunning Hepburn. His attempt at entrapment is featured in a couple of scenes and you cheered for Finch and hoped he would succeed in getting Audrey to leave the nunnery. She eventually does leave the convent, but not to run into the arms of Finch. Years ago, there was this wild for the day plot on the daytime drama, The Young and the Restless. A former prostitute named Gwen Sherman became a nun, but Snapper Foster (yes, that was the character's name) fell in love with her. What's a girl to do?  Nothing in this case, but most women were cheering on Snapper to get the girl. I say this as a person of deep faith, so do not think I am some agnostic or atheist who doesn't take the concept of redemption or forgiveness seriously. The Cross of Christ is the defining meaning of the Christian faith. For me, Jesus is all, so my secret heart desire to see nuns being tempted by attractive men is not some sinful desire. Oh, on the contrary. We all have a purpose, but in the stories of the women in The Young and the Restless and in The Nun's Story women who were never called to this vocation shouldn't have pursued it. This was not their vocation. They chose this path even though it had absolutely nothing to do with their faith. I will not reveal why Sister Clodagh (lead character in Black Narcissus) was not called to the vocation. You have to watch her say it in her own words. 

Which brings us to Black Narcissus. The novel of Black Narcissus was released in the 1930's and it clearly riled up the Catholic church. British writer, Rumer Godden wrote the novel and the novel was adapted into a screenplay for the 1947 film of the same name. The elegant and gifted actress Deborah Kerr played the nun and she was clearly tempted by the character of Mr. Dean. The original film was hesitant to showcase too much give and take between the two lead characters, but that was 73 years ago. The 2020 version of Black Narcissus stars Gemma Arterton and Allesandro Nivola. Arterton and Nivola are both superb actors and each has been around for quite some time. If you have never seen the delightful $5 a Day check it out. Nivola shines in a comedic role which is the opposite of what he does in Black Narcissus

This version is three hours long and it manages to pair the two actors in multiple scenes. Their chemistry is as untarnished as any attachment one has seen in recent years. You feel their near magnetic pull from their first encounter. The relationship builds from the back and forth insults which aren't necessarily insults, but are fastballs meant to test the other's metal. They build on those first wild pitches to an actual growing trust and eventual respect. The moment a man or woman falls for a man or woman, because of his/her character is when you know it is love. It is one of those rare gems I will watch again; and I rarely watch anything more than once. In this case, I will look forward to waiting a bit and then dive back in to watch two people falling in love. 

The final scene (I will not give too much here) is poetic. It is a well written final five minutes. Everything is provided in the final moments of this wonderfully artistic and crafted three hour mini-series. One can tell you they love you without them ever mouthing the words. One can display unbridled pride with the smirk of a lower lip. One can expose a hope craved for without ever saying the actual words. One can anticipate one's next move with a play on words. It is all in the phrasing. If you have ever been in love, real love, you will know the meanings behind the looks and the words. On-screen chemistry is rare and on-screen romance and love have unfortunately become even rarer. Jane Austen only wrote so many novels. Today, it is seemingly "uncool" to fall in love. If you have been there, treasure it and then watch Black Narcissus on FX or FX on HULU.

If a scene rivals the final five minutes it is the scene between Sister Clodagh and Mr. Dean near the end of episode two. Brilliant writing and acting and two characters never knew each other better.

If I get my way, it will be such a huge hit they will run dangerously toward a sequel. Sister Clodagh admits many things. 

A deep and genuine love story; and a powerful and beautiful piece of filmmaking. 

Black Narcissus was written by Amanda Coe and directed by Charlotte Bruus Christensen.

Copyright The Flaming Nose 2020

Friday, July 24, 2020

TV During the Covid 19 Pandemic: Episode 2: Animal Documentaries!

Animal Documentaries
(Part 2 of the continuing series..."what can I watch during the Pandemic?")



If you're like thousands of other people around the world with a bit more time on your hands because of the Covid-19 Pandemic lock down, then you've probably spent a good portion of it grazing through YouTube for heartwarming animal videos.  There's a whole sub-genre on its own and one that often helps to fill the hole in your lonely locked-down heart with dogs who are friends with donkeys, baby ducks mothered by confused cats, and Labradors with hilarious Scottish sports casters to call play by play on their bone toss.

Videos are great, but sometimes you need a longer format to quench the endless need for cuteness and pretty and big soulful animal eyes.  That's where these next three documentaries come in, all currently featured on Amazon Prime.  Each one is about an hour.  Enjoy!




A few years ago my son and I had a chance to visit Iceland with some friends.  We drove our rented SUV through the frozen volcanic fields and marveled over the geysers, geo-thermal hot water pools and waterfalls. It all seemed beautiful, yet barren and other worldly...until we passed a semi green meadow (it was March) and saw our first real Icelandic wild life.  Ponies!  Hundreds of little horses who looked as if they'd all been styled for an 80's hair band revival.  Still sporting winter coats and glam-rock manes, there were herds of Icelandic horses in every color of the rainbow.

Now you can see some of the prettiest ones in a sweet little documentary that focuses on people who do a cowboy-ish drive of many horses to bring them to a summer pasture.  We also get to meet the people from Iceland who breed, show, shelter and love these versatile little equines. They are gorgeous creatures; spirited yet gentle with a fancy natural gait that enables them to lift their front feet very high like they are prancing.  You can imagine that trait developing from an evolutionary perspective, as they have had hundreds of years to forge their way through Iceland's drifts of snow.



This urban animal gem has been out for several years but now gets wide exposure on Amazon Prime.  It follows the dedicated (some might say obsessed) bird watchers of New York, who live to view and record some of the over 200 species of birds that make Central Park either their part time or full time home.  New York bird watchers cross the spectrum of every type of person.  Never think you can pigeon-hole (no pun intended) an NYC bird watcher.  There are regular older white dudes who look like they'd be more at home on a golf course but their piles of expensive camera equipment give them away as birders.  There are little old ladies, one in particular who has been doing it for so long she even leads guided tours and keeps booklets of sightings going back decades. There's the famous author Jonathan Franzen who seems a bit surprised to find himself a devout birder. There's even the wonderful African American Ivy League enthusiast Chris Cooper, who some may have seen in a recent viral video during his encounter with a "Karen" who thought she would report him to 911 because he asked her to leash her dog.  One of the least stereotypical birders featured in this documentary was a teen girl, who took great pains to explain why being a birder wasn't "nerdy" but who ultimately had to admit, "yeah, it sort of is".

Who would have dreamed that a little plot of land inside one of the biggest cities in the world could host such a menagerie of winged friends?  There are cardinals, woodpeckers, finches and ducks.  There are hawks who build their nests in the high rises,  including the celebrity raptor, "Pale Male".  In an inspired touch, each of the birds featured in the documentary has its own credit at the end of the show.

I was inspired by this doc to purchase a bird feeder and little bird bath for my back yard.  It's a fairly inexpensive Pandemic lock down activity, so I definitely recommend it, as long as you don't have outside cats.  So far my most dominant "customer" is an "Anna's Hummingbird" who likes to stick her beak into the bright orange Firecracker flowers I'm growing in a pot.
Sally: My hummingbird


Cat Heaven Island (The kitties of Japan)



Full disclosure, there are many documentaries about cats in Japan floating about in Stream-Land lately.  Some focus on Cat Cafes, some on cat religions and some on feral cat communities.  Do Japanese people love cats?  That would be a hard yes, and one more reason for me to have visiting Japan on my travel bucket list.  But for now, nobody is traveling during Pandemic lockdown.  As of mid July 2020, Americans are not even allowed to visit Canada, Mexico or most of Europe due to our high rate of Covid 19. So we will have to be content to watch the Japanese cat docs in our living rooms with our own personal cats standing by.

Cat Heaven Island focuses on the cats of Tashirojima, a tiny rock off the coast of Japan.  Once a bustling fishing village, it's now mostly home to a handful of seniors and over 100 cats.  The kitties seem to be well fed and happy, getting hand outs of fish parts from the few remaining fisherman and additional meals from the doting seniors.  Everyone seems to wish that more young people would come and make this island their permanent home, but for now they content themselves with boatloads of tourists who come over from the mainland to see the cats.

If you're an animal fan, you'll find something to love about each of these special documentaries.  However, there's also a surprising bonus that threads its way through all three.  The humans that spend their lives with these critters couldn't possibly be more different; the cheerful Scandinavians in Iceland, the sophisticated New Yorkers and the quiet Japanese seniors in the sunset of their lives.  All of them are just as lovable as the furred and feathered friends that they follow.


Thursday, July 16, 2020

Craving TV During Covid-19 Days: Episode 1--Competitions!

To The Winner Goes the Lava Lamp!
...or maybe a lovely piece of cake




Background
It's mid July 2020 and we are watching the end of the world as we know it unfold.  For the past four and a half months, the Earth has been consumed with a life and death battle against a new Corona virus called Covid-19.  As of today, a total of 3.4 million Americans have gotten sick with it, while 136,000 have died.  World wide, over half a million people have passed away due to this strange and deadly pandemic.  There is not one facet of life here in the U.S. unaffected by the scourge. Thousands of unessential businesses have been shut down.  Millions of people are unemployed.  In California you can't go out to a bar, or restaurant or fitness center or (most horrible for me) movie theater.  This could actually kill theater movie going as we know it.  All concert events, festivals, parades, beaches and even your own backyard party is....cancelled.  Just yesterday they announced there would be no Rose Parade for the first time in over 70 years.  If you do go out to a grocery store, you have to wear a mask.  This is because the disease is spread by aerosol droplets from people breathing or talking or coughing.  How does Covid-19 kill?  It turns your lungs to glass, it sends blood clots through your body, it shuts down vital organs, sometimes the kidneys or even the brain.  Often for kids or young adults, it does nothing at all or maybe just takes your sense of smell and taste away.  How can you tell if you'll be asymptomatic or one of the poor souls dying alone on a respirator?  Nobody knows. It's like the lottery. Covid-19 is a big fat mystery and that's why thousands of people are hunkered down at home with the whites of their eyes showing.  They call it "Sheltering in Place" or "Lockdown", and basically it means that unless you're an essential worker, you ain't going nowhere.  Welcome to our Apocalypse.  We always thought it would be Zombies, but instead it's a virus, round as a beach ball and sprouting tiny red maple tree spikes made out of protein.

So why is this post appearing on the Flaming Nose?  Because staying home and watching television is one of the few things that people can still do to help them forget about the danger lurking just outside their door.  And now, thanks to streaming over the Internet, there's more TV to watch than ever before.  Add Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, CBS Interactive, Disney Plus and Apple TV to the already rich roster of broadcast and cable TV programming, and there is enough to keep us distracted for a while.  To help our 12 readers sort it all out, The Nose is unfurling a series, starting with a couple of reality TV competition shows; Floor is Lava and the Great British Bake Off.  Since when does Jane K. care even a tiny bit about reality TV?  Well, as it happens, my brain has gone as soft as a good brie worrying about Pandemic stuff, and it's very soothing to be drawn to the sparkle of either mindless fun (Lava) or sugar filled artistry (Bake Off).

Floor is Lava
It's so simple, yet so compelling and hilarious.  Based on the children's game and hosted by a very affable Rutledge Wood, "Lava" consists of three teams of three people each who must use their wits, athletic skills and team work to cross an obstacle course.  The objects they use are slippery, the challenge is great, but not impossible.  Bubbling away underneath it all, is a lake of psychedelic red orange "lava".  If a contestant slips, they sink below the red waves, never to be seen again until the end of the show.  This is the best part and where the folks watching at home can scream and scream.  Who doesn't love lava?  I've read that the producers keep the red liquid very hot, just shy of scalding, so that it's shocking for the contestants, but doesn't kill them.  How awesome is that?  I sometimes wonder if they've added a flavor to the lava lake.  Maybe strawberry daiquiri or Buffalo hot wings?

The teams are made up of people who are connected somehow in real life.  A mom and two grown kids, a trio of bros who work out together, doctors and nurses at a hospital.  You can cheer on your favorite team or make bets on which one is going to win.  Winners get to split $10,000 and (what else) a lava lamp.  I think the latter is the only flaw in this show.  Lava lamps are not expensive, I think each of the three contestants on the team should get their own lava lamp so they won't fight.

Floor is Lava is one of the most popular programs on Netflix right now and I can certainly see why.  It's silly, mindless and exciting.  The perfect distraction from non-stop thinking about doomsday!



The Great British Bake Off
While the lava show is brand new, BBC's Great British Bake Off has just completed it's tenth season.  You can find several past seasons to view on Netflix.  Some of England's top pastry chefs as well as regular folks with talent compete to see who has the best skills to create cakes, cookies and crumpets, all underneath an enormous tent while the clock is ticking away.  Each contestant has a mini-kitchen where they create their sugary masterpieces.  They generally have to stick to a particular theme, although they can vary it as their creativity dictates.  So everyone has to make a type of scone, or theme birthday cake or fruit cake, etc.  After each segment, the judges come around to taste and rate the various efforts.  It sounds simple enough but sometimes things get so bollixed up (great British slang for a complete cluster f#$4&k;) the contestants actually cry.  There's a lot of drama involved in making cakes.  Sometimes a bit too much.  If you find yourself feeling tense while viewing, it's best to take it in measured doses. One contestant is voted off the show by the judges at the end of each episode.  The last one standing at the end of the season is the winner.

The judges in the Bake Off are delightful, ranging from either stern and matronly to eccentric.  One judge (English comedian Noel Fielding) provides occasional comic relief and is often dressed in black from head to toe like a Goth.

You might want to throw your mask on and stock up on some sweets before viewing. The cakes look extra fancy and delicious though, so you'll be disappointed if all you have is a Twinkie in the house.  I recommend pairing with Trader Joe's purple Ube icecream and an almond cookie.





Stay tuned for more helpful Covid-19 Pandemic viewing tips going forward.  Your faithful Nose writers will be sifting through thousands of programs to help you find the best ones to keep the Heebie Jeebies away.  Why not?  We're locked in too, so there's nothing else to do!

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

The Greatest Songs by Queen - Queen's 30 Greatest Songs of All-Time

          

           
The music of Queen keeps reawakening every few years which means it never seemingly disappears. The fall 2018 release of the 20th Century Fox film, Bohemian Rhapsody gave the band a refresh and it also gave many of their long-time fans a reboot as well. Today, Queen is rightly regarded as one of the greatest rock bands of all-time, but back in the 1970's some of the music critics were more critical than non-critical. Clearly, in hindsight, those folks got it more than wrong.    

My initial encounter with the music of Queen goes way back, since I came of age in the era of classic rock's heyday. The band was composed of gifted musicians and songwriters and they were fronted by a master of showmanship, Freddie Mercury. Mercury is arguably the possessor of the most significant on-stage presence of any frontman ever. Being a teen in the 1970's meant you couldn't avoid Queen.

Freddie Mercury had a voice that has not been duplicated in the last forty plus years. He sounds like no one else and therefore would not be mistaken for any other singer from any genre. Mercury has been deceased close to 30 years; but since he died so young he is locked in as the physical image we remember from an earlier time and place. Like James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Jim Morrison and so many others who went to their graves early in their earthly lives we still see them as young people. It's just what we do. We have no ability to see beyond time and space.

It is not completely off the mark to say Queen is bigger now than they were at the height of their day to day success back in the 1970's and early 1980's. New fans have taken root, bloomed and blossomed all over the world. Their continued success is well deserved, since they were a dynamic band propelled by deep driving lyrical narratives and compelling and complex melodies.

Endings almost always have a disproportionate influence on any narrative and Freddie's ending is still haunt inducing. Friends of his seemingly agree on a few things and based on those assessments he was an anguished, complicated and conflicted human being. He was intelligent, insecure (off the stage) and sensitive.

I set about to put a footprint on the great songs of Queen; and quite frankly we all know that attempting to coordinate a list is a subjective canvas of your own mind. If I were to do this list two months from now or if I had done the list two, three, four years ago the list would most likely be slightly different, but with a tremendous amount of determination and respect for the music I set forth the 30 greatest Queen songs. Having said this, the top five songs on this list haven't changed in over thirty years. The top five never change. I had no intention of going with 30 songs. My original goal was to do the top 20 songs. Then it became the top 25 songs and then it became the top 30 songs. I stopped at 30, since at some point you end up with nearly every song they ever recorded and then the list becomes an irrelevant exercise in futility.    

30) '39 - This is a stunning song similar to a time after time experience, so it lends itself well to Brian May's astrophysics background. Yes, May has a PhD in Astrophysics and he is the lead guitarist of one the best known bands of all-time. He makes you feel like you need to seek a higher purpose. '39 is a beautiful song that sounds quite Beatlesque circa 1967's Magical Mystery Tour album. Just when you think you may have figured Queen out, you haven't figured Queen out. On top of all of that, it sounds similar to American folk songs from the early 1960's. Their influences were literally all over the map. Brian May sings lead on this track, so it is unusual on that front as well. They started out as a progressive rock band and continued to grow and cultivate music on several levels.

Words and Music: Brian May
Album: A Night at the Opera
Album Release: 1975

29) Bicycle Race - As the bios and interviews dictate, Freddie Mercury got the idea for the song while watching a bicycle race from a hotel window. The song pays homage to its sister song, Fat Bottomed Girls by enlisting this line into the song - "Fat Bottomed Girls, they'll be riding today." The song features a heavy metal guitar mixed with jingling bells. We also find out that Freddie Mercury didn't like Star Wars. Smart man. Queen is a band of tremendous depth and range and their overall significance in the annals of classic rock run long. Ultimately, Queen begins and ends with Freddie Mercury. As gifted as May, Taylor and Deacon were and still are, it is Mercury who embodies the DNA of Queen.

Words and Music: Freddie Mercury
Album: Jazz
Album Release: 1978

28) Fat Bottomed Girls - Fat Bottomed Girls is a near concussion of a song and it is certainly politically incorrect in today's "I'm offended" mindset. We could use some politically incorrect content in our unexamined lives during the early part of the 21st century. It's difficult to believe the erudite, soft-spoken Brian May composed Fat Bottomed Girls. It's an extravagant piece of music that is commercial while not being commercial. You have to love this line more than any other line - "I've seen every blue-eyed floozy." I bet they did.  Fat Bottomed Girls features one heck of a great guitar riff. When Mercury sings "Get on Your Bikes and Ride" it leads us to Bicycle Race (see #29).

Words and Music: Brian May
Album: Jazz
Album Release: 1978   

27) My Melancholy Blues - The song is a sorrowful tune with a deep cleansing of loneliness. It's not a blues song, but it certainly would qualify as a jazz song. Freddie Mercury could have been on Broadway and in an earlier era he would have been a cohort of Irving Berlin's and the Gershwin brothers. My Melancholy Blues is a sad song (of course, it is), but that is his point here. Mercury's music is more than sprinkled with pathos. He often wrote lofty and lyrical prose and he could at times mesmerize with words. His piano work on My Melancholy Blues is among his finest work. My Melancholy Blues is an absolutely stunning piece of music. It backdrops the drawing board with a lush orchestration worthy of the giants from the Standards era of songwriting. This is another song in that Armada of vocal performances by Freddie Mercury. He was a baritone who sometimes sang as a tenor. He obviously had outstanding control over his vocal abilities. Freddie Mercury suffered from separation anxiety, so his somewhat melancholic tendencies are not surprising. At the age of eight, he was sent to India to attend school while his parents and sister remained in Zanzibar. During a nine year period he rarely saw his family. His sadness is understandable. His parents clearly wanted him to have a superb education, but the absence affected his life.

Words and Music: Freddie Mercury
Album: News of the World
Album Release: 1977

26) Hammer to Fall - Life, death and repentance are consuming lyrical presentations in many of Queen's songs. These guys weren't superficial, shallow fools. Brian May took life seriously and added in a wink and a nod. The band's skills combine fabulous musicianship with this belting powerhouse of a lead vocal and it's a Hammer to Fall. Their relevance to pop culture is still being cemented with each new generation discovering this thoughtful, gifted and robust four man band. They are among a small group of legendary and iconic performers that broke through during the classic rock era.

Words and Music: Brian May
Album: The Words
Album Release: 1984



25 These Are The Days Of Our Lives - It is hard to believe Freddie Mercury did not write this song. The words and music were credited to Queen, but Roger Taylor wrote this song. It's a sentimental nod of nostalgia that was originally driven in thought by Taylor's children, but in the hands of a dying Freddie Mercury it took on a new musical persona. The song is a referendum on the reflections of life. A stunning and hauntingly sad song. This certainly wasn't the Queen of 1973, but "I Still Love You" never felt so touching.  

Words and Music: Roger Taylor
Album: Innuendo
Album Release: 1991

24) I Was Born To Love You - Mercury was assuredly one of the most intriguing people to ever get near a microphone and commandeer a crowd of rock fans. Almost all of these songs from the final Queen album are farewell songs. There is a joyous tension to this upbeat love song. He certainly knew how to take care of the ones he loved deeply. It's a colorful and extroverted track that is fitting for the phenomenal vocal pyrotechnics of Freddie Mercury's voice talent. The song was originally recorded for Mercury's solo outing, Mr. Bad Guy, but Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon reworked the song for their final album which was released five years after Freddie Mercury's death. There are moments with Queen where you stand back in frozen amazement.

Words and Music: Freddie Mercury
Album: Made in Heaven
Album Release: 1995  

23) Headlong - Hollywood thinks they own fast and furious. Queen makes you rethink the concept and they did it time and time again. Many of their songs were dynamic and energetic and Headlong is one of the ones that provide the backdrop for the definitions of dynamic and energetic. This is not a grandiose tune. It's just pure rock music. The band is clearly enjoying themselves on this track. Brian May was going to use this song for a solo outing, but then he heard Freddie singing it. Mind changed. Freddie Mercury was the ultimate lodestar of rock music. He securely guided this ship along with his intellectual and musical equals, May, Taylor and Deacon.

Words and Music: Brian May
Album: Innuendo
Album Release: 1991

22) My Life Has Been Saved - Queen's exit from recording gave fans a treasure trove of contemplative songs. Life had changed. Mercury's voice was the only element of his physical being that seemed untouched by disease and illness. He once commanded the stage with confidence even though he was wildly insecure on a personal level, but not on a professional level. There were other great frontmen, but there was no frontman who displayed such a power of persuasion over the audience. His physical life would not be saved, but he sings of his eternal life being saved. John Deacon wrote this song and once again it is such a perfect song for Mercury, you would assume he was behind the lyrical content.

Words and Music: John Deacon
Album: Made In Heaven
Album Release: 1995

21) Tie Your Mother Down - Girls - watch out. The boys are looking for trouble and they will be willing to risk a run-in with mom to get their way. This is a rocking ranch of a song! A lead singer who can rip it up, tear it up and apply just the right form of attack to take you on a rollicking roller coaster of a ride. Their legacy is stunning and after all of these years their legacy remains strong. They have become even more popular since the death of Freddie Mercury. No one would ever have imagined that to be the fate of Queen. This is one of many songs where you know Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon never got enough credit for their talents. These were three gifted musicians, arrangers, songwriters and in the case of both May and Taylor - they were good singers on their own. The four men of Queen were among the most talented people in all of rock music.  Listen to this song - and to steal from the great American band, Lynyrd Skynyrd - turn it up!

Word and Music: Brian May
Album: A Day at the Races
Album Release: 1976


Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, John Deacon  

20) Crazy Little Thing Called Love - A huge top 40 hit for the band upon its release back in early 1980 and it is still one of their most played songs. It is a throwback to the rockabilly period that played a role in the coming of age years for the members of the band. It's an upbeat song and dance tune. Technically, this wouldn't be one of their greatest musical achievements, but it certainly is a song that proves their range and diversity. This was not a standard type of song for a band of their stature upon its release, but the song is fun and it shows a side of Queen not often heard. Freddie Mercury wrote this song on the guitar which was unusual for him. He was not a skilled guitarist and wrote all of his songs on the piano. Rockabilly master, Dwight Yoakam has a superb version of Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Words and Music: Freddie Mercury
Album: The Game
Album Release: 1980

19) A Winter's Tale - Freddie Mercury paints a dreamy landscape of physical beauty (you can almost see it all via the words) and also of his mindset. Freddie Mercury never received enough credit for his lyrics and music. His lyrics are introspective and retrospective as he nearly always goes above and beyond what any other lyricist and composer would be doing within the confines of any given song. He was a poet. A free-form poet. As his life tilted to death, we got A Winter's Tale.

Words and Music: Freddie Mercury
Album: Made in Heaven
Album Release: 1996

18) It's A Beautiful Day - In the midst of his impending death, Freddie Mercury wrote some of the most emotional and powerful songs than at any other point in his career. Many of the songs from Queen's last album are life affirming even though he was suffering a long and painful end. This song is a sunrise, a sunset, a baby's laugh, the bloom of those first spring flowers, a loving hug from a proud parent. Yes, it's a beautiful day. A spectacular song filled with life's promises. The song is credited to Queen, but Mercury wrote this tune.

Words and Music: Queen
Album: Made in Heaven
Release: 1996

17) Love of My Life - The song features some of Mercury's most poignant of music compositions; and to hear Brian May play the harp may be worth it all. Mercury was trained to play classical music pieces and one can hear his love of classical music on this track. If you ever had the good fortune to see Queen in concert you would have been in the crowd singing this song back to Freddie. Mercury did not reveal who or what were the influences behind his music and lyrics (outside of Killer Queen), but based on what we know Mary Austin was the only person Mercury said he truly, fully and implicitly trusted in his life.  Mercury was intensely private and revealed little of himself over the years. Mercury's near seven year relationship with Mary Austin may have ended in heartbreak for both of them, but their relationship would survive literally anything. Mary Austin was the woman who dated and lived with Freddie Mercury from 1970 through 1976. After their breakup, he purchased her homes which would be visible from his homes and she became a part of the Queen entourage. For those who knew them, she was the most important person in that entourage. 

Mercury left Austin half of his wealth (including recording and publishing royalties which still account for millions of dollars per year in additional added income) with the other half going to his mom, dad and sister. Mary also received his real estate, art and antiques. Mercury's relationship with Mary Austin is one of the most fascinating relationships in all of rock music. Mercury said:  "All my lovers asked me why they couldn't replace Mary, but it's simply impossible. The only friend I have is Mary, and I don't want anybody else. To me, she was my common-law wife and we are in a marriage. We believe in each other and that's everything for me." "Our love affair ended in tears, but a deep bond grew out of it and that's something nobody can take away from us. It's unreachable. We look after each other and that's a wonderful form of love. I might have all the problems in the world, but I have Mary and that gets me through life." 

Mercury said on more than one occasion that he just made material up for his songs, so Love of My Life may not be about Mary or anyone else for that matter. Quite honestly, it is irrelevant who it is about. It's a lovely song. As Mick Rock, an official photographer for Queen said, "the great irony of Freddie's life is that though he was essentially gay, his greatest relationship was with a woman."

Words and Music: Freddie Mercury
Album: A Night at the Opera
Album Release: 1975    

16) Let Me Live - Even in their heartache, Queen had hope. Let Me Live showcases wonderful vocal achievements. The harmonies throughout their catalog have long been underrated. Obviously, their were great harmony singing acts in rock, including the Beach Boys, Crosby, Stills & Nash and the Bee Gees. The Eagles were given deserved acclaim for their harmony work and of course, no act could ever surpass the work of The Everly Brothers, but Queen is certainly an equal to most of the above mentioned artists. This song gives us the opportunity and gift of hearing Freddie Mercury, Roger Taylor and Brian May all singing on this track. Both Roger Taylor and Brian May had superb voices and easily could have been lead singers in any other band. They were musical volcanoes who overwhelmed their fans in lava flows of words and music.

Words and Music: Queen
Album: Made in Heaven
Album Release: 1996

15) Who Wants To Live Forever - Brian May sings a bit on this song and for a brief shining moment he comes close to sounding a bit like Freddie Mercury. Who Wants to Live Forever is one of their most unyielding of sounds. It literally could be an attachment to Leonard Bernstein's and Stephen Sondheim's powerful closing ballad, Somewhere from West Side Story. As usual, it is a gorgeous vocal by Mercury. It's a haunting song. It's an eclectic masterpiece and since it was recorded near the end of Mercury's life it is even more painful to listen to. One can only imagine what he and they would have and could have accomplished musically had he lived into his fifties and sixties. The film score sound is fitting since the song was written for the film Highlander. The band recorded the song with a full orchestra with orchestrations by Michael Kamen.  Contemplate the brevity and fragility of life.

Words and Music: Brian May
Album: A Kind of  Magic
Album Release: 1986

14) Doing All Right - Doing All Right is art as rock. Freddie Mercury's younger voice is thrilling to listen to. Literally thrilling. I feel I just jumped out of a plane listening to this masterful singer, vocalist, stylist, phraser and interpreter of song.  His tonal quality is unmatched in the circles of their genre. I love Freddie's voice, but there is a majestic tilt in the early years of his singing and phrasing that you don't hear in the later years. This is inevitable. No singer can keep the same tone throughout a lifetime of work. His famed vibrato rises to the occasion here. The pitch variation and the speed at which the pitch is varied are all over the place in Queen's music. This is one of the few times Brian May plays piano on a Queen track. 

Words and Music: Brian May and Timothy Staffel
Album: Queen
Album Release: 1973 

 13) You're My Best Friend - John Deacon wrote this song and no other rock band ever could have recorded this song and gotten away with it. In many ways, it is an appealing pop song that could have been released by any number of one-hit wonders from that era. Instead it proves how enduring and legendary Queen is, because this song is a great song from an act so consequential that they even take a loose fitting pop song and turn it into a substantial music track. Freddie Mercury's vocal is joyful and downright festive. It is one of the simplest songs Queen ever recorded, but it is an indelible part of their catalog. This song just makes you feel good.

Music and Lyrics: John Deacon
Album: A Night at the Opera
Album Release: 1975

12) Killer Queen - Killer Queen has a unique sound and it was wholly different from any track on their first two albums. Killer Queen was their first big hit and the track appears on their third album, Sheer Heart Attack. The entire album is full of technical complexities and it also features some elaborate arrangements. Killer Queen has a stage persona to it and in many ways it is quite baroque.  Freddie Mercury wrote the song and he explained in more than one interview that he wrote the lyric prior to the melody which was the exact opposite of the way he usually wrote songs. Killer Queen features a fully developed and meticulously detailed four part harmony. It's a clever song with a driving rock guitar and some of Roger's high harmonies. Mercury rarely indulged journalists with the meanings behind songs, but he did admit that the song was about a high class call girl, claiming that even classy people are essentially whores. I don't know how Marie Antoinette would feel, but one would think that historically she would feel pretty good about being named in a classic rock song from one of the most magnificent artists of 20th century music. They were hard rockers who could compose grand ballads and pop. Sumptuous harmonies with elegant piano work which Mercury excelled at. 

Word and Music: Freddie Mercury
Album: Sheer Heart Attack
Album Release: 1974

11) Jesus - During this period of their lives and careers (1973) none of the members of Queen were  professing Christians, although a few investigative journalists have indicated Mercury may have converted to Christianity before he passed away. He attended a Christian private school while growing up (St. Peter's Church of England School), so clearly Mercury heard the Gospel. The song Jesus appears on Queen's first album. The entire album (Queen I) is filled with reflections on life from all angles. It is interesting that their first album and their last album are both takes on life and death. Jesus is a hard driving raw rock song as it features some heavy metal musicianship between the calls for all to fall down. Mercury's voice here is pristine, authoritative and commanding. His intense delivery on this track is downright breathtaking. Freddie Mercury delivers the Gospel. This song easily could have been a part of Andrew Lloyd Webber's and Tim Rice's Jesus Christ Superstar. Mercury's interpretation of his own lyric is stunning in its power. No Christian rock band ever delivered the Gospel in quite such a way. Mercury takes the birth of Jesus Christ and the healings of Jesus Christ and literally tells the listener to worship with his "all going down" chorus. The music is one of the freest forms of any track ever recorded by Queen. Freddie's exam to pass his A levels which would get him into the Ealing College of Art and Technology was a painting of the Crucifixion. He painted Jesus nailed to the Cross and it was so well reviewed it did gain him entry to Ealing, although it would later be revealed he did not paint the centurions looking on.

Music and Lyrics: Freddie Mercury
Album: Queen
Album Release: 1973




10) I Want It All - Freddie Mercury never sounded more desperate. The back and forth vocal conversation between Mercury and May is riveting. They incorporated aspects of their own lives into their music and this relay of words between two friends and musical partners is appropriate for in this world they will forever be linked together. As a complete aside, when you see the original video for this song you can't help but think Brian May would have made a perfect Mr. Darcy in some version of Pride and Prejudice. The song was written by Brian May, but it is attributed to Queen. Queen famously decided to attribute all of their songs past mid-1980's to the band at-large, something that U2 has done for most of its career. Freddie Mercury's health was already deteriorating at the time they recorded this song, but he was pushing on and if you didn't know, you wouldn't know he was sick and terminally ill. There is a fearlessness to this song. Outstanding display of both lead and harmony vocals.

Words and Music: Queen 
Album: The Miracle
Album Release: 1989

9) Too Much Love Will Kill You - It is hard to believe that Freddie Mercury didn't compose this song.  Too Much Love Will Kill You was written by Brian May, Frank Musker and Elizabeth Lamers. There is a long story behind the history of the song, but it seems to define the end of Freddie Mercury's life and yet that is not what the song is about.  Mercury sings with tremendous conviction and once again, he interprets a song as though he owns it.  Mercury's voice is an instrument.  Queen created some of the crescendo moments in the rock era. Their songs are all over the place and that is only one of the many reasons generation after generation discovers their music.  There is a chronological terrain over which much of Queen's story moves and as they scouted their terrain, they ended up laying down their markers on the trail of rock music's history.

Words and Music: Brian May, Frank Musker, Elizabeth Lamers
Album: Made in Heaven
Album Release: 1995

8) Long Away - This is a song that seemingly reflects a sunny, light breeze of a day. It's a near surreal trip through episodes of life and it is one of the most captivating of Queen's songs. It is a dreamy trip of a song that moves you through the mood of moments. Long Away has a shyness of heart to it that takes you away as you travel any which way on a lovely scenic drive contemplating life. Brian May wrote the song and he sings the lead vocal, so it is another detour on the Queen road. May has a touching voice. Clearly, we hear the influence of the Beatles (this easily could have appeared on Rubber Soul) and the American band, the Byrds. It's not a hippie trip, but it is a pastel colored song with some deep thoughts. 

Music and Lyrics: Brian May
Album: A Day at the Races
Album Release: 1976

7) Another One Bites the Dust - Another One Bites the Dust was an ever present music cue in your ears when it came on the radio back in 1980. The song was blasting all over the world for months on end. Another One Bites the Dust was written by bassist, John Deacon and the song provides one of his most memorable bass lines. As always, the rock singer with the greatest range in the history of recorded rock music, Freddie Mercury delivers another commanding vocal performance. Another One Bites the Dust is Queen's biggest selling North American single. Deacon plays almost all of the instruments on the recorded track. His bass line provides nearly 110 beats per minute, so if you ever find yourself having to save someone's life, this is the song to play to get a heart going again (or Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees). Another One Bites the Dust is the lyrical and musical rendering of another classic. Machine guns ready to go. Let's go. 

Music and Lyrics: John Deacon
Album: The Game
Album Release: 1980

6) Mother Love - Freddie Mercury and Brian May co-wrote this song together and it was the last song Mercury would ever record. The song was recorded between May 13-May 16, 1991 and it is certainly one of the most personal songs Queen ever recorded. The song features Mercury on lead vocals, but Mercury who would be dead six months later was too tired to finish singing the song, so May took over the final stage of the lyrical content. Brian has a lovely voice and it is fitting that two of Queen's protectors would in some way share in this final battle. There is some gorgeous guitar work here by May. This song is certainly not about either of their biological mothers even though the song would be dedicated to both of their moms in different concerts over the years. Not that any one could hear this, but this song includes (close to the end of the song) a few seconds of every Queen song - all speeded up.

Words and Music: Freddie Mercury and Brian May
Album: Made in Heaven
Album Release: 1995   
  
5) We Are the Champions
- Mercury penned this track for the band's album News of the World. It is a separate track from We Will Rock You (see number four). We Will Rock You was written by Brian May, so at the time one had nothing to do with the other. Today, these two tracks are almost always  played in conjunction with one another making some people think they are the same song. The one thing they share is the common bond of making sure your audience sings along. Imagine the royalty checks the band collected on these two tracks alone? They have been played thousands of times and most likely tens of thousands of times at sporting events all over the world. These two songs were the emotional high points of any Queen concert as audiences sang along and fully participated. Mercury was a highly accomplished pianist and he integrated a lot of jazz chords into the song. He also composed a song that is demanding for a lead vocalist, but obviously he knew what he was capable of and thankfully, so do we. He was able to hit high notes; and on We Are the Champions he hits a C5 in both a belted rock and falsetto. We Are The Champions and We Will Rock You are two intertwined strands to the Queen story even though they are stand-alone musical achievements. Mercury said of We Are the Champions - "it was the most egotistical and arrogant song I ever wrote." Arrogance never sounded so good.

Music and Lyrics: Freddie Mercury
Album: News of the World
Album Release: 1977

4) We Will Rock You - We Will Rock You is the mighty anthem that was born when Brian May dreamt it up and then stomped his foot. May, of course is a superb guitarist and guitarists always get lots of love from rock fans. May also wrote many other notable songs for Queen and he was as good of a songwriter as Mercury. Few people living on planet earth have never heard this track. It is a gigantic explosion of rock. It was the perfect theme for the 1970's arena rock soundtrack. It also brought home the idea of audience participation. It was released as a double A side with We Are the Champions; and it has long been Queen's most sought after two song mantra in sporting events and advertisements. The song largely features clapping and stomping and these are the two elements that keep the beat. The studio's engineers and deck staff joined in on the stomps and hand claps. The only instrument used on the track is the electric guitar. Brian May does close the song out with an extended guitar farewell. Linda Ronstadt (Linda, like Freddie had a magnificent voice and could sing rock, pop, country, opera, the standards and her ancestral Mexican music) recorded this song as a children's lullaby in 1996 and her interpretation gives it a twist like no cover ever. The classic 1980's comedy, Cheers paid tribute to this song in one of their more famous show opens. Check out those tributes, since they are worthy and respectful in their own separate ways (included in the post). Sing it!

Music and Lyrics: Brian May
Album: News of the World
Album Release: 1977

3) Somebody to Love - This song nearly breaks the heart. With all of the magnificent songs released over Queen's career, Somebody to Love is the one displaying the most of the vocal versatility of Freddie Mercury. His vocals, phrasing and passion on this track make it perhaps the single finest example of Mercury's talent. By saying this, I am delivering compliment upon compliment, since Mercury's vocal talents were displayed throughout the career of the band. The song is a gem for his voice alone. Mercury was blessed with so much talent, and this vocal is a testament to that talent. Mercury sang with conviction, heart and soul. Somebody to Love is a highly complex and multi-layered vocal arrangement and it is a complicated melody. It is a tour de force of multi-part harmonies. Queen knew how to write and play for their stacked vocals. No other band could do this so well. The Gospel sounding choir was not a 100 person group, but it was Freddie Mercury, Brian May and Roger Taylor sounding like a 100 person choir. Somebody to Love is about faith, desperation and soul-searching. Mercury is examining love or lack thereof, and the role of God in his life. Mercury's great range is on full display as he goes from an F2 to an A6/A4 and everything in between. No other vocalist in the rock era could do this with his voice. His range, depth and versatility lend itself to a host of vocal gymnastics and yet he sounds effortless, as always. His piano work is among the best of his career and May's guitar solo work is quite memorable. This may be Freddie Mercury's greatest musical achievement, but it is also the single finest achievement in a vocal recording during the rock era. His lung capacity and his ability to hold his breath is simply phenomenal. Freddie Mercury thought this was the best song he ever wrote.

Music and Lyrics: Freddie Mercury
Album: A Day at the Races
Album Release: 1976

2) Under Pressure - Under Pressure is a wonderful piece of musical architecture and if it weren't for Bohemian Rhapsody it would certainly qualify as the single greatest rock song in Queen's career, and of course that is saying something. It is not even arguable to say it is one of the grandest rock songs of all-time. Queen collaborated with David Bowie on this track and after nearly forty years you have to ask yourself, wouldn't it have been wonderful if these two artists recorded more than one track? The bass line (John Deacon's bass work is always worthy of a whole host of accolades) is one of the most famous bass lines in all of popular music. Let's not forget or perhaps, we should forget that Vanilla Ice sampled Under Pressure and then attempted not to give the five Brits credit. Bowie, of course is one of rock's greatest singers, but it is Mercury who takes this track into the outer reaches of the musical universe. This was an era full of talented people. People who could write lyrics and melodies. People who could arrange music. People who could play music and people who could sing. People singing without auto-tune and various studio tools. The distinctiveness of this song is highlighted by the fact that it appears on what is the least worthy Queen album recorded. Hot Space was a huge misfire. They were a rock band. Club crowd? Dance elements? The album was a dud, but it gifted us with Under Pressure. Under Pressure rises like the sun off of a beautiful lake in an isolated region anywhere on the planet. There is a spring in the step of this song that makes you feel good, but then as it concludes there is a tinge of sadness in the air. It is almost tangible the way both Bowie and Mercury change the spin of their voices. Under Pressure is a highly undervalued, under appreciated and underrated piece of pop/rock music. The songwriting credits are given to all four members of Queen and David Bowie, but the primary writers were Freddie Mercury and David Bowie. Mercury also adds the lovely piano and Hammond organ pieces that are strikingly  presented throughout the piece. Under Pressure is one of their musical summits.

Music and Lyrics: Queen and David Bowie
Album: Hot Space
Album Release: 1982

1) Bohemian Rhapsody - Surprise. Surprise. All these decades after its original release, Bohemian Rhapsody is as catastrophically unique as it was the first time one heard it. At this stage of reflection, it is quite obviously one of the most eminently mighty pieces of popular music of the 20th century. It is in the same league as George Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue and the B side of Abbey Road by the Beatles. It is a three act play reaching into the vast skies of musicality. It is a defining frame of musicianship, songwriting, soaring lead vocal and some of the finest harmony singing ever put on a recording. Bohemian Rhapsody remains a rich patchwork of celebrated notability in a business that rarely delivers originality. It is complex, abundant, misunderstood (no one actually knows what it is about and that's what Mercury intended) and in some bizarre way, ever-changing. It could have been a novelty song, but its sheer force of mad genius catapults it into the stratosphere of timelessness. The word brilliant is used way too often, since there are few moments of brilliance in any arena and certainly very little in popular music, but Bohemian Rhapsody is brilliant. The first act is Mercury's rhetorical overture and it sets the stage as the windup before the real pitch. Oh, and the song has no chorus. That's nearly unheard of in popular music.

Brian May said "Freddie Mercury was a very complex person. He was flippant and funny on the surface, but he concealed insecurities and problems in squaring up his life with his childhood. He never explained the lyrics, but I think he put a lot of himself into that song."

It has become the most streamed song in history with 1.6 billion streams and counting. Obviously, this will continue to grow as new audiences discover Queen's music year in, year out. Bohemian Rhapsody was gigantic at the time of its release, but let's not forget how much pop culture love was bestowed upon this mansion of a song with the 1992 release of the film, Wayne's World. That now infamous moment in film history may have done more for Bohemian Rhapsody than any other element in the song's storied success. Smartly, Mike Myers wanted the incomparable Queen song while the studio wanted him to use an act that was more contemporary in 1992. Myers rejected a Guns N' Roses song and opted for a classic among classics, for Bohemian Rhapsody is a giant among giants. No other song in the rock era can lay claim to as much creativity and originality as Bohemian Rhapsody. Not even A Day in the Life by the Beatles can one-up the wildly off the wall and yet on the wall song as Freddie Mercury's opus that delivers a ballad, a mini-opera and hard driving rock 'n' roll. It took Queen three weeks and an unprecedented 180 vocal overdubs to create this song. It's a piano ballad, a pseudo opera and a hard rock collage.

It is a near six minutes in recorded length and Mercury's vocal performance is the single most revered performance of his distinguished contribution to rock music. It is amazing that they were able to record this song, since at the time they only had access to 24 track analog tape, so those 180 separate overdubs are even more outstanding when you think of the limited technology they were dealing with in 1975. Roger Taylor's falsetto still sends a chill up the spine even though it is Mercury's four octave range voice that covers the entire spectrum of vocal work. May's rocket propelled guitar work is on full display. Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the most intricate compositions in all of rock music's history. It is a masterpiece that no other artist could have pulled off or would have pulled off. It's a symphonic rock/pop song that still holds sway with contemporary audiences all these years later. Nearly every university/college marching band (and I do mean literally nearly every one of them) includes Queen in their performance tributes. Queen has been among these play lists for years. Those intricate vocal harmonies gifted us with this extraordinary piece of music. The original recording of Bohemian Rhapsody is too monumental a presence on the global map of music to not be in the number one position.
 
Any way the wind blows...

Music and Lyrics: Freddie Mercury
Album: A Night at the Opera
Album Release: 1975


Queen - Nearer to the End 

                                                   
Freddie Mercury died on Sunday, November 24, 1991. I've been keeping journals for most of my life. In writing this post I checked my journal entry for that date. I'd gone to church that morning and spent the rest of the day Christmas shopping. I concluded the day's entry with:

Freddie Mercury died today. Sad.

Mercury was a legend in his own time; and Queen had aristocratic appeal. Unfortunately, we will not see their likes again. Mercury's final live concert took place on August 9, 1986 at Knebworth Park in the U.K.

It is still sad. He had been blessed with a great deal of musical talent. No one sang like Mercury. He could hit a note, hold a note, hug the note, straighten it out, lay it down, walk with it, bring it to a fork in a road, explain it or not, twist it to perfection. He is and most likely will remain one of the most engaging and unique performers in the history of music.

"The best virtuoso rock 'n' roll singer of all time. He could sing anything in any style. He could change his style from line to line, and God, that's an art and he was brilliant at it."
Roger Daltrey
Founding Member and Lead Vocalist
The Who

  

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