Two episodes into the new season, and I'm crazier than ever for True Blood.
Without spoiling too much, here's a little recap of my favorite things from last night's "Keep This Party Going".
Funniest New Plotline: Jason Stackhouse is attending the Light Of Day anti-vampire leadership conference. I loved him gamely trying to sing born again Jesus songs on the bus with the other bright eyed devotees. "And if the Devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack...Ouch!" Actually they didn't sing that song but I wished that they did.
Most Stomach Churning Dungeon Moment: Lafayette digs out the hip replacement hardware from the severed leg of Eric's latest victim and uses it to break his shackles. Clever guy!
Something you Don't See Everyday on TV: Subtitles for Eric's brief conversation with one of his co-horts in Swedish.
Lafayette convincing Eric he'd be a great Vampire because he's already of "low moral character".
Best Person without a Shirt On: It's a tie between Tara's new boyfriend "Eggs" and Jason Stackhouse playing flag football. Ooo la la.
True Blood is the best thing to happen to Sunday nights in a long time!